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Posted by bssiesmth on January 03, 19103 at 19:28:20:
Dr. Laura, I've been posting on an anonymous internet message board for several years now. It's my life, really. I find the feeling of power I experience while posting messages to be transcendental; carrying me to nebulae light years from this planet--distance being meaningless as faster than light travel is truly a simple thing for someone as brillaint as myself.
Anyway, I find myself not getting the proper appreciation I feel I deserve. After all, isn't it my right? I am so drop dead gorgeous and intelligent that I see it as my right! How is that wrong?
I find myself posting more and more threads about me, dammit, me! Those clowns consistantly neglect mentioning me in their threads about beautiful women or fantastically bright people! How utterly frenetic they all are when it comes to wanting to see my gorgeous s yet they can't do a simple thing like remembering who the most brilliant woman on that board happens to be.
Christ on a stick, those fuchnozzles need me to stand over them with a whip! "Anonreg", who is a poster on that board, is uglier than me and vastly more stupid. AstnGIRL", another poster, is a tramp who can't hold a candle to me either.
Dr. Laura can you help them to compose themselves and remember: bssiesmth is a model, bssiesmth has the intellect of Einstein, bssiesmth owns all of them?!
What does a man have to do to get a little attention paid to her? Dr. Laura, am I off base here?