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Posted by Osh on November 03, 19103 at 17:57:07:
Clmates: The One When It All Began….again
JC: We are going to school
Jc’s Mum: Say we are going to school
JC: We are going to school
Jc’s Mum: Say we are going to school
JC: Cant wait mum, first day at my new school
Jc’s mum: Don’t worry chimm chimms, now before you go lets sing our goodbye song
Jc: I love you
Jc’s Mum: I Love You
Jc: Were a happy family
Jc’s: Now lets go and have a fun day
Jc: YAY
JC jumps out of the car and runs into school
JC sees 2 lads and starts waving
JC: HEEEEY Osh!!!!!....HEEEEY David!!!!
Otha side of room Osh whispers to David
Osh: do we really want him hanging around with us?
David: don’t worry we can copy his work
Osh: sorted
Outloud
Osh: Oi oi JC
From round the corner walk two other lads
Lad: Ben dig my lyrics
Ben: Westside Gaffer man
Gaffer: We are the s-it
Ben: say what
Gaffer: we are the sh-t, mess with us we fu-k you up, and we put a hit, on your motha fukka
Ben: Digg them lyrics man!
JC walks up to them
JC: Hey there im Jay Cee but my friends call me JC
Gaffer: Take a hike you pike
Ben: Yeh take a stroll you troll
JC: wow your rhyming
Ben: dude dats a criming
Osh: OH just shut up!
David: He’s Osh im David,
Ben: Im Ben, he’s a hen, nah he’s Gaffer the Jaffer
Osh: Cuz that makes so much sence
JC: A bit like this program………
A L walks past……….
Osh: DUDE did you see how much make up she had on!
Ben: It was like a cake set to bake but its been on to long and now it looks like a schlong
JC: whats a schlong
Ben: Your dad beat your mum with one
JC: My dad would never touch my mum
Ben: a lot of other people have……
JC: I’ll get them back then
David: I think her name was Suzie, my parents know hers, they warned me about her
JC: oh really?
David: her parents caught her with a dildo at age 11
JC: Whats a dildo?
David: A fish
JC:: whats wrong with it?
David: It’s a really tasty fish
JC: uh huh
David: You should have it for tea
Jc: I’ll ask my mum tonight
On the P.A
Rob: Hello I am your Head Master
David bursts into laughter
Osh:What?
David: he said head master…….as in master of head
Osh:oh
The Slag with to much make up puts her head round corner
Slag: Hey im suzie and don’t be saying that till you got it off me
David: get in there
Ben: She’s a slag, that looks like a hag, she’s sooo she’ll even shag vorny…
Osh: oi watch it
The Bell Rings
JC: Hurry we got to go to the hall for form pickings
The Hall
Rob: Good morning cl of 96
All: GOOD MORN-ING Misss-terrrr Roooob AAAArrrrrrrtiste alsoooooo knooooownnnnnnn sssssss efffff 1 1
Rob: Welcome To One Dream Elementary School, we hope you have a good 5 or 7 years here but trust me it will go fast just like if I was to explain to you the quantum physics of a rocket
Rob: Let me introduce you to our staff, First Dept Head Relim
Relim: Howdy
Rob: Relim is in his 73rd year of his career but he still keeps on going on. And now your, maths, science and English teachers, Ms Tiger, for science, Mr Jax for English and Mr Stillman for maths. Also our medical carer is Mr Blue McDoogle and for special occasions Priest Gorgeous George
Rob: I will now go down the form lists
In Mr Relims form we have
JC
Osh,
David
Ben
Gashead
Gaffer
Suzie
Simon
DV
JP
Blinky
DB
Stevey D
Maloney Gal
Bert
Jamie Bc
Kayls
Faith
Osh: well were in the same form..hmm im bored
Osh goes to sleep as Rob drones on about forms
Bell Rings waking Osh up
JC: HURRY HURRY TIME FOR CL
Osh: whatever
JC skips to cl while Osh and David walk
JC skips past Ben
Ben: Stop the Pace, mannn your acting like its some kinda race.
Cl
JC sits at the front, Osh and David walk in grab JC and pull him to the back
Osh: come on mate your doing work were copying
Ben and Gaffer come and sit next to Osh and David aswell at the back
Relim walks in
Relim :Hello I am Mr Heinshower Relim and I will be your Form teacher for the next 5 years, I’ll just take a register before getting started
Relim: JC
JC: Sir Yes Sir
Relim: Osh
Osh Sup
Relim: Ben
Ben: Oi oi
Relim: Blinky
Blinky :BLINKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYY
The P.a Goes off
Rob: As a special treat and part of my new science program, it is now a scheduled 20 minute break session
Outside
Osh: Not bad cl, that brunette in MJ didn’t look bad
David: that Maloney didn’t look to bad either
Osh: not my type
JC: that’s the guy who blew me a kiss earlier
Osh:The janitor
Blue: Hey kids, your new, wanna visit my closet?
Osh: no thanks maybe another day
Blue: I’ll make some extra time for you kiddo
JC: What about me?
Blue: Let me jus get my dildo
JC: hmm I wanna try some dildo
Blue: really?
JC: I heard it tasted nice
Blue: I’ve got sommat else dat tastes good follow me…………..
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