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Posted by Captain Rosco (with a crossbow) on November 05, 19103 at 08:39:02:
In Reply to: Re: i think i am going to kill myself posted by Satan on June 27, 19103 at 21:48:07:
the most desireable way in which you might opt for death, also one of the most aquatically romantic, would be to make use of the humble fishing rod. attatch a sharpened fishing hook (bait is optional) secure it, bloodily, to your colen uring plenty of slack on the fishing line.
now viciously, vivaciously and with great volatility draw up the fishing line with great speed and enthusiasm, thus tearing out your colen, followed by the bowel, now reach up inside your newly torn flesh wound and fondle about like a roman sooth-sayer would inside the broken body of a goat for any other functioning bodily organs which can be ripped from your newly incapacitated excuse of a torso.
now, happily for everyone else, YOU ARE DEAD! HURRAH! now no other poor, lowly mutha fúkka has to listen to your incessant whining and attention seeking -like behaviour.
fúckk off and die, you cúnt.
lots of love,
the Captain.
BIG KISS.
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