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Posted by Satan on June 27, 19103 at 21:48:07:
In Reply to: Re: i think i am going to kill myself posted by Todd on March 25, 19102 at 11:31:58:
There are several different ways you could kill yourself and make it look like an accident. One way would be to go to a run down part of ur city and stir up some trouble with the local gang members, just tell them that you hate black people or something and they miht just shoot you. Another way you could accomplish death is an old maffia style i an very fond of. Go on a little road trip, but befor you go buy several gallons of drinking water, two large shrubery pots, matches and lighterfluid, a sack of Quickcrete fast drying cement also a good pair of garden gloves would be sufficient. Now you are on your last jihad, you must find a cliff with deep water at the bottom, or perhaps a long bridge over deep water. gather all your stuff in a duffle bag or sac and leave you car with the engin running, so that someone will steal it. To make further precautions you might want to buy some duct tape, but we will get to that. The next step is setting up your "murder". on the evening of the infamous night you must go to a spot near the place you will be jumping from. gather your equiptment, stand in the flower pots, add the quckcrete and water and wait for it to set. you may need to wait till the lates hours of the morning to ensure the concrete will hold its form. while you are waiting you will want to take off your gloves, and proceed to duct tape your writs togeather if at all possible. when you have done this gather all the things you have used, the quckcrete bag, the rest of the duct tape the gloves, the duffle bag and anything else you touched. make a fire and burn all those things. Now you are ready, make your way to the spot you will be jumping from, take adeep breath and take that leap of faith, all the sorrow and pain is over. you dead.