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The Good Ship: Flagship of the Grungeservative Renaissance, leading the WWW Literary Revolution, and making the world a safe place for Great Literature or something. Published by www.jollyroger.com(TM) & BeaconWay Press Captain: Drake "Red Avenger" Raft First Mate: Becket "Bluebeard" Knottingham Second Mate: Elliot "Ahab" McGucken  Anyone attempting to deconstruct anything aboard the Good Ship will be keelhauled.
© 1996 & 1997 Elliot "Ahab" McGucken & www.jollyroger.com. All rights reserved. Looters will have their throats slit.Check out some cool reviews. Check out our Great Books & Gift Ideas Contact us at our home port in Chapel Hill. Triangle Windsurfing Club |
Treasures From Yesterday's Perilous Voyages
 WESTERN CANON UNIVERSITY: Where The Great Books Come To Life.
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 Western Canon University Convocation Speech.
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 My Roadtrip With F. Scott Fitzgerald's Ghost (with awesome pictures).
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The World's Largest Literary Cafe.
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THE RENAISSANCE GENERATION.
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Dedicated to our Dads and all the fabulous Fathers.
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The Jolly Roger-- keeping an even keel as we gain Treasure Island.
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The Jolly Roger's Treaure Chest: 222 Pearls of Wisdom
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| KILL DEVIL HILL (www.killdevilhill.com) Conservative Environmentalism: Conserving the Great Books and the Great Outdoors.
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Listen to THE JOLLY ROGER interview. The show is archived as a realAudio file on the websi
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10,000 Pirates Strong. Halloween Ghost Story Special & Cool Pictures of the Crew. (The Jolly Roger) |
Avast! Check out our new docking station! Sign aboard, change yer home-port email address, or walk the plank!
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HURRICANE RISING OFF HATTERAS. Becket's September windsurfing epic. (The Jolly Roger) |
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 Avast! www.jollyroger.com presents Elliot McGucken's The Drake Raft Field Trip (Beac
onWay Press, 352 pps. $12.00). Come on by our pirate hideaway out on Nag's Head, the Roger's Lodge, and score a copy of the epic tome! We'll be hangin' out at the www.jollyroger.com beach house through
out July, so like check back often for cool pictures and stories and things. (The Jolly Roger) Asked back! Catch THE JOLLY ROGER live on the this fall (Da
te TBA).
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| MISSION SACRED DIVINITY, PART II. (The Jolly Roger) |
Returning to Port With The Drake Raft Field Trip--
by Drake "Red Avenger" Raft
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| Spring Break Issue: The Wrath of The Jolly Roger-- an epic poem by Drake Raft. (The Jolly Roger) |
A Nantucket Ghost Story: by Bootsy McCluskey. (The Jolly Roger)
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| MISSION SACRED DIVINITY, and things. Our maverick plan to save Princeton by sinking president $hapiro's fundraising campaign. (The Jolly Roger) Published in DEOLOG |
The Pirate Prophets
Strike Gold. One Hundred Twenty-Three Irrefutable Pearls of Wisdom from the Jolly Roger Treasure Chest. (The Jolly Roger) |
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This is Generation X: slacker-rollin'-stoned wanna-be's sellout-grunge liberal-neon "there are no truths"condom-for-vote trading boomer-owned. And this is Generation X not on Drugs: jollyroger.com Nantucket-bound Drake shoves off from Cape Hatteras, NC! (The Jolly Roger) |
Halloween Ghost Story Special & Elliot's Scientific Test of The Non Existence of Liberal Administrators Theorem. Drake announces that his forordained windsurfing adventure from Cape Fear, NC to
Nantucket will commence on November 31st. (The Jolly Roger)
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Western Science is Cool! Drake Raft's PhD Physics Dissertation: Poetry for Physicists (Published in The National Association of Scholars Science News Letter), and Our Scientific Discovery
of a Brand New Use for Liberal Administrators-- Entertainment. (The Jolly Roger)
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How Elliot is Pirating a Job as Princeton's Token Conservative Poet & President Shapiro's (of Princeton) Spine-Chilling Letter Pleading For Help. (The Jolly Roger)
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Speech Given by an Esteemed Feminist to Our Secret Society, The Princetonians After Dark. (The Jolly Roger)
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Selling Sonnets on Wilmington Beach, NC! (The Jolly Roger)
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$$$How to Apply for and Land a Job Teaching Poetry (conservative poets only).$$$ (The Jolly Roger)
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Poetry for Physicists (The Jolly Roger)
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| Our Declaration of Independence from Slackers. (The Jolly Roger, March '95) (Published in The Carolina Review & The Internet Herald) |
What I learned in Toni Morrison's Long Fiction Creative Writing Class. (The Jolly Roger)
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The Exclusive Jolly Roger Interview with the Editors of Generation-X. Elliot posed as a Details Magazine editor to get the undercover scoop regarding the abysmal state of tod
ay's literary world, and the young up-and-coming liberal editors who're proud of it. (The Jolly Roger)
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Why Russel Banks' Novel The Rule of The Bone Sucks, While The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and Beavis & Butthead are cool.
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How The WWW is Allowing the Conservative Literary Revolution (And how to start one on your own!). (The Jolly Roger)
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The Crow's Nest
Trial At Sea
AVAST! THE JOLLY ROGER RT ALLERY
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Major Events Leading up to the Launching of The Jolly Roger:
| Hatteras | Treasure Island | BeaconRay's Books | BeaconWay Press |
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