Because liberals think tenure has granted them academic freedom from thinking.

Ahoy! Thank you! We're not saying anything new, really-- we're just setting in stone the things that everyone's thinking. Everyone who's sober, that is. Here are a few responses from our fellow Red Avengers of Great Literature!


From: James Harris
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Greetings from the Gulag

Captain McGucken:

Ahoy, Ahab! I must tell you I've thoroughly enjoyed THE JOLLY ROGER. You and the other RED AVENGERS are doing a great service for us lovers of Great Literature who are held captive in the Gulag (in my case, Stanford University, home of "Hey, hey, ho, ho, Western Culture's got to go!"). I had been downcast of late, without hope of escape, but THE JOLLY ROGER stormed the harbor, bearing the banner of TRUTH, and now I will leap aboard her and sail the Seven-Cyberseas, thus ending this run-on sentence.

Thanks for the opportunity to join THE CONSERVATIVE LITERARY REVOLUTION. I, too, love the GREAT BOOKS, and some good ones, as well (by Walker Percy, Flannery O'Connor, G K. Chesterton, C S. Lewis, J R R. Tolkien, et al, who, of course led me straight to the GREAT BOOKS). Also, I share your disdain of liberals in high places who seem to exist purely to kill the human spirit by first destroying the human spirit's GREAT BOOKS. May God have mercy on them, as we sure won't!

Good luck to you and the other RED AVENGERS!

I am yours most cordially,

James "Captain Redbeard" Harris
The Stanford Gulag


From: Levi Asher
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Yo

First of all, I love your site. I'm as liberal as a man can be, but I know good original ideas when I see them, and I also think you guys have a good sense of fun. I also agree with you on a surprising number of things: I also think Beavis & Butthead, Nirvana, Herman Melville, Plato and Neitzsche are cool, and I also think Joyce Carol Oates and the NY literary establishment suck ...

The main difference between us, I think, is that I cast my love for Melville & Plato and these other cool types in a liberal light, and I also love Jack Kerouac, the Grateful Dead, Mahatma Gandhi, Bob Marley and Bill Clinton -- well, okay, I *like* Bill Clinton (at least as of this writing.) Whereas I imagine you love Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich and those jerks who wrote "The Bell Curve," and I don't even want to *know* what you think about the L.A. Police Department.

Anyway, I've been espousing my own literary point of view on the Web since July of last year, and I'll even expose myself to the point of inviting you to visit, knowing full well that I may end up on your hate list for my leftie points of view. One of my sites is Literary Kicks, devoted to the Beat Generation, and the other is Queensboro Ballads, a work of fiction in the form of an imaginary early 60's folk-rock album. The last piece in this work, actually, is called "Loomings" and is inspired by you-know-who. Anyway ... hope our paths will cross, in both friendly and challenging ways, as the web continues to grow.


From: Stewart
To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: C-NEWS: CONSERVATIVE PIRATES OF THE WESTERN SOUL-- SIGN ABOARD!

>Put on your best red bandanna, sign aboard, and help us pirate the >treasures of the Western Heritage the liberals have buried 'neath nihilism, >feminism, postmodernism, and bureaucracy.

Hi Elliot:

The Jolly Roger has won a coveted "Feature Link" position on The Big Eye at http://www.coolsite.com/goodurls/bigeye.htm (Page #1). Check it out!

The Big Eye has been selected "Hotspot of the Day" for 9/18 by Fred Langda of Windows, Home PC, and NetGuide Magazines.

Best, Stewart


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: I am one with your thoughts.

Dear Sirs and Fellow Students,

I have found your www page. Upon browsing the scope of your message, I became moved to write and let you know that I appreciate what you have to say and support the cause. I too have felt the emptiness of the brassly commercial Generation X (cheaply imposed on us by the MTV management). I am also disappointed with todays view of creative writing (yes, I too have enrolled in such classes as a young idealist). I have lived your creed long before it appeared in the syntax of a www page. Gentlemen, I am one with your thoughts. Please consider me a fellow seaman of the good ship Jolly Roger. Let the word be reborn, and rise to once unthought heights. It must not be sullied by the base surroundings of our time. Let it rise, let it rise. Write me, let me know ... by god let me know.

yours in true literature,

-Antonio Giacomo Asta
P.S. Add me to your listserv.
--


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.EDU
Subject: Re: LIBERATING LIBERAL EDUCATION FROM LIBERALS
X-News: cobra.uni.edu alt.philosophy.objectivism:38224
>From: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu (Elliot McGucken)
>Subject:LIBERATING LIBERAL EDUCATION FROM LIBERALS
>Message-ID:<3l7ole$133o@bigblue.oit.unc.edu>

Hello Elliot.

I got a great big kick out of your post and letter to the president of Princeton. I like the style and I like the content. You sound like my kind of guy.

I'm curious about what it is you are doing exactly. I mean, are you and the other two signatories of your post part of some sort of organized assault on the bastions liberalism, or is it just a thing done in free time, for fun (a not-so-organized assault)?

The reason I ask is that I'm absolutely intrigued by the quality of what you're saying and the breezy, knowing defiance with which you say it. Your thoughts on pop culture particularly appeal as I have just started in on research for a book I'm planning tentatively titled _De-Generation: Youth in the Age of Philosophic Decadence_. It is to be a work of individualist cultural analysis based on neo-Aristotelean principles ferreting out the philosophic premises and historical influences underlying and manifest in the present bankrupt youth culture.

Additionally, I'm working on a novel the form of which is inspired by "Great Books" and I write poetry here and there, which, to the chagrin of my professors, insists on coming out in rhyme and meter (not always well, but here and there...). So naturally your post resonated more than a little with me and I was wondering if you could fill me in on just what it is that you're hoping to accomplish (besides winning the Nobel Prize). I sense that I might be willing to take part, or maybe already am in my own way. I'd just like to hear more.

Thanks for the entertaining and edifying post and thanks for reading this. I hope to hear from you.

- Will Wilkinson


From: riccosgirl@aol.com
To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FROM GRUNGE

Good Grief! A bit wordy, but well stated. I declare an aliance with your philosophy. Thank you.


To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: declaration of independence from liberals
mcgucken@physics.unc.edu (Elliot McGucken) wrote:
<< check out http://julian.physics.unc.edu:8001/~mcgucken/drakeraft/home.html
or send the message, "SUBSCRIBE DRAKERAFT YOUR NAME" to listserv@unc.edu
The Declaration of Independence of the Intellectual Rebels
At Beaconway Press, March 18th, 1995
The unanimous Declaration of the Mutineers of Meaning,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. >>>

Signed this Day, the Twentieth of March in the Year of Our Lord the OneThousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Fifth, William T. Yates, Esquire Poet

--Bill Yates

--wtyates@aol.com
"Follow instructions, avoid excessive use."

To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Thanks

Your witty words and jolly poems cheered my day. I have some poems about the people who have suffered most from affirmative action: "white trash" guys (of whom I is one). Interested?


To: Elliot McGucken
Cc: Multiple recipients of list AMLIT-L
Subject: Re: !:)PROUD TO BE INSPIRING LIBERALS TO READ WORDS THAT MEAN THINGS:)!

Elliot, I've changed my mind. After reading the first chapter section you left for us, from The After Dark Field Book it's clear you really can write.

Keep it up -- it's definitely what you've been put here to do.

- - - - - - - - - - - - David Neiman / Los Angeles Times

neimand@news.latimes.com

From: jk@panix.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Comment to Gen-X from an aging boomer

Your web page is loads of fun, guys. Good luck!

Just remember your opponents are dead already even though people pretend otherwise.


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: JOLLY ROGER

Keep it flying!


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Re: Home Page of Beaconway Press

I hope that you fellows are successful with your endeavor!

As a recent graduate of the Ohio State University, I spent the past 4 years battling the LiberalEstablishment(tm). There were some victories, and plenty of defeats.

What it did was allow me to crystallize my beliefs, learn to defend them, and be able to use my sword of truth more effectively.

I was truly in the minority - white, male, Christian, conservative, gun-owning, and Republican.

It's ironic that the establishment is now liberal, with the conservatives being the radicals.

Viva la revolution!


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Re: !!FASTEST SAILING LITERARY MOVEMENT

I recently joined this group, and I must say, BRAVO!!!!!!!!!! It is refreshing to know that a new generation is taking on and challenging the REACTIONARY professoriate and their administrative Black Shirts. Ironic, isn't it, that many of these PC psuedo-intellectuals who now dominate the positions of power in America's colleges and universities were, in the 60's, themselves "radicals" and members of the so-called "Free Speech Movement"? What a JOKE! This bunch of pretenders is perhaps the most reactionary and intolerant group ever to inhabit academia. And what about the Free Speech Movement? Free Speech, indeed! This from the knaves who are behind Speech Codes and Hate Crimes legislation.

BLOODY HYPOCRITES AND COWARDS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The majority of today's "professors" do not really seek truth, nor do they really believe in free speech, free thought, diversity, or "multi- culturalism." They are the New Reactionaries. Their mentality and cultural affinities are tribal and primitive; their world view myopic, intolerant, negative, anti-Western, and simply "ANTI."

Again, I applaud this group for what it is doing! I am a tail-end Baby Boomer who went to school in the late 70s and early 80s. Their were no groups like yours when I was in school. Nearly all of my classmates towed the PC line before it was known as PC. The herd mentality, Nietzsche called it. The same mentality that still afflicts large numbers of professors, administrators, and students.

March on, Jolly Roger! I look forward to hearing more from this group and making postings myself.

Tom Gordon


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Link to the Beaconway Press Home Page

Hi. I'm on the Jolly Roger mailing list and it is a welcome arrival when it appears in my mail box. This is to inform you that I have made a link to the Beaconway Press homepage on one of my pages. Please inform me of any objections. I currently don't advertise my pages in any way as they're not that cool, but I may in the future. Actually, I'd love a good description for your page because the one I have isn't so great.

homepage http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/chrisr/chrisr.html

entertainment page (where the link is located) http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/chrisr/entertan.html

Chris Rock


From: Joey Dutton
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER (fwd)

Just wanted to say keep up the good work. In light of the media's new attack on 'right-wingers' and demonization of all things conservative, it's good to know that others are out there standing their ground. We're in a culture war and conservatives are going to have to get better at offensively and defensively selling our message to the masses. The media is the battleground, and fortunately, as THE JOLLY ROGER is demonstrating, there are many young conservatives who are skillfully fighting back in the liberal's war against freedom.

March on!

Joey Dutton jdutton@comp.uark.edu


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Keep on Sailing

Keep the sails high and the rudder straight. Though it may seem that at times you're in uncharted waters, you will discover that the adventure is well worth the challenge. True THOUGHT requires the effort that few will expend. As it is said, "Success is a DECISION, not a happening." Very few ever wander the bounds of the Nightly News.

Talk@ya-later...............................danj


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: WONDERFUL

Wonderful! Keep writin'!!


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Re: Home Page of Beaconway Press
Hi!

I like a good bit of what I saw on your pages. Just out of curiosity, I'd like to know what you think of Ayn Rand's novels _The Fountainhead_ and _Atlas Shrugged_. diana.

-=- Diana Mertz Brickell -=- Washington University -=- St-Louis, MO -=- All religions are at the deepest level systems of cruelties. -Nietzsche -=- diana@artsci.wustl.edu -=-=- http://www.artsci.wustl.edu/~diana -=-


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: JOLLY ROGER

I always like those sorts of pieces where you wonder

whether it is real or . . . memorex.

I really enjoyed your web managerie. Some of those

paragraphs were the longest i've seen since victor hugo!

You guys are pretty good writers. A well conceived

space. Very elegant. Very allusive.

If you haven't checked his stuff out, you should read Larry

Woiwode's stuff. He is real conservative (an Orthodox
Presbyterian) who is an awsome writer. Check out his
Silent Passengers.

Maybe I will subscribe. I get alot of e-mail

Thanks and ciao

--Dave


Whoa! Really nice post! Count me in!
Cheers!
Juan


From: Jonathan Arata
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Into the hands of my enemy ...

I've just read my 2nd installment of the Jolly Roger and have found it to be, well, OUTSTANDING!!! My best wishes to you in this venture.

I need some advice. I'm beginning my studies as a Doctoral candidate at Brown University's School of Engineering this fall. I am, indeed, delivering myself into the hands of my (our) enemy. Though the Engineering school is still moderately non-liberal (after all, you CAN'T deny the work of white, male Europeans in engineering and science), I can't help but notice the general ultra-liberal demeanor of the University at large. There is, in fact, a fully functioning Socialist organization on campus (full of rich white kids, which I find very silly). The question: how do I keep my bearings and avoid being dragged by my feet through the campus with the word "FASCIST" inked to my chest?

Again, good luck to you. I now prepare myself for battle, armed with the 'Beacon of TRUTH' (the only weapon we'll ever need), and itching for combat. AVAST YE LIBERAL SEA-SWINE! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!!


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: sign me up

I found about about you through a message posted on the Derrida mailing list. I'm an-about-to-be grad student trying to make sense, and what you guys say comes pretty close. That would be why I want to find out more, maybe write and definately read and see what happens.

Get back to me soon please as I may be switiching addresses soon.


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Comment

Excellent!! Damn, bloody excellent!!

RJGrace


From: <--------------->
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Ahoy!!! avant-garde conservative macroec neo-sci-fi lit.

***** Cap'n!, *****

Thanks for the Jolly Roger. I'm a screenwriter (a rare conservative in Hollywood, sir <; ), I merely dabble in prose without pretense.

Incidentally, I feel compelled to mention, in view of your @PHYSICS berth up there, earlier in life (that university era <; ) physics & math was me gig, too.

Smooth seas and strong winds to ye.. air's good here--isn't it?!

Once again thanks .. thanks .. THANKS .. for The Roger!

Amazing that someone has finally realized conservative<-->art thing

Best, JP May (Paul Noble)


From: Steve Chaney
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Conservatism on IRC / Rush Limbaugh Home Page

To whoever this may concern:

Hello, my name is Steve Chaney.

I saw your home page today, 6/5/95. I was rather impressed!

I have begun my own web page just for the hell of it, but for a different reason.

I founded the Rush Limbaugh Channel on IRC, in November of 1992. It has stayed alive ever since, and has been the beacon on IRC for conservatism. Nevertheless, we can never make enough connections with other points of light on the Internet! :)

I have added your page to mine, and would like to get my page added to yours: http://www.crl.com/~gunhed. My theme concentrates mostly on our independence from the honorless acts of some of our own GOPers; and now I am working on the long, vast task of listing the endless hypocrisies and honorlessness of the Left. Anything you see from it, feel free to use; conversely I'd like to catch some info that you might be getting, as well.

love this home page ;)

I look forward to hearing from you soon. I encourage you to find out about IRC, too, in which you can talk to thousands of people, live, from around the world, live!

-- Steve


On Mon, 5 Jun 1995, David M. Bardallis wrote:

Greetings, me hardies!

It does my soul good to see other seadogs out there pillaging the wastelands of the intellectual elite.

After 5 years in college (so I took my time, sue me) getting a BA in English Lit, I felt like I was the only person who valued, defended, and sought to ADVANCE the Western Tradition in literature. I thought, looking around at the vacuous and drooling faces in my Milton and Shakespeare classes, that I was the only one who took great joy in what he was reading, and in expressing my reaction to the material in my term papers.

Recently, I bought Prof. Harold Bloom's new book _The Western Canon_. One section of the book is entitled "An Elegy for the Canon." It troubled me when I read it -- How can we eulogize the Western Canon? That is the same thing as saying, "I have no use for my mind anymore - time to throw it away." At the same time, however, I noted with sadness that the few professors who speak and write about the canon are old and won't be with us much longer.

Then I came across your Web site! Like you mentioned, you guys are just saying things that I already thought - only I figured I was the only one who thought these things, thanks to the monopoly on communication the anti-American, anti-Western, anti-mind "liberal" elite bozos have. The WWW has ended that. No wonder all the blubbering, whining, self-serving liberals are now crying about the "need" to "protect society" from all the porn and bomb-making info that just abounds on the Internet. The real motivation for censorship is obvious to even the biggest moron among us.

Well, screw that. I'm getting sick of my actions, my words, and my very thoughts being censored for the "public good." The "public" be damned! It's time to give the Big Middle Finger of Truth to the liberal establishment and tell them if they think Marxism, feminism, postmodernism, multi-culturalism, and all the other -isms they wish to force on us are such great ideas, there is a country called China that has put them into practice - for the public good, no doubt. They may move there and we will not stop them.

It wasn't until relatively recently I realized all of my friends are either engineering or computer science majors, and still more recently that I found out why. They are, as you put it, "linear-minded" and logical. They don't muse about whether or not they exist - they take joy in their lives and their work. They don't question whether or not their mind exists - they use it to analyze, design, and build the engines that move civilization. They don't question objectivity - because if they did, their work would be impossible.

On the other hand, my fellow "humanities" students have accepted that things are somehow different with respect to poetry, prose, and literary criticism. They have followed the lead of the School of Resentment (as Prof. Bloom calls the "liberal" establishment) and surrendered their minds and their values to an intellectual vacuum. The School of Resentment makes no inroads into the physical sciences because their ideas are so laughably stupid as a way to accomplish anything. But they have destroyed my field because not enough people stood up to them and defended, rationally, objectively, the virtue of the Canon. In the English and so-called "social science" departments, their moronic drivel is easier to pass off under the veneer of "different opinions," etc. If an engine is built like crap and doesn't run, no one can argue that it is. If a piece of writing sucks, it takes a little brainpower to explain why it does. The School of Resentment took Mr. Ellsworth Toohey's advice from Ayn Rand's _The Fountainhead_ - if you can't measure up to the standard, you destroy the standard. Insist there are no standards and anything goes.

But I've prattled on long enough. Keep up the good work, and please add me to the list of Jolly Roger's subscribers. Let me aboard, even if only to swab the deck. It's time to flush the hateful, envious, unproductive, whiny, self-serving, deterministic, destructive liberal crap down the sh---er of history and get this country and its culture back on track!


To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: Home Page of Beaconway Press

I like your site... let's swap links! Is unc.edu at Chapel Hill? My brother flunked out of UNC in '68, although my mother and uncle are grads. I would have rather gone there, but my father twisted my arm and I ended up at Annapolis which I hated for four years. I also lived in the NC smokies before I moved to Oklahoma.
V/R
Dave
(USNA '68, Ollie's class)


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.EDU
Subject: Ahoy, there!

Incredible!

Of course, I never expected to find a group who had similar experiences as me at Princeton, for God's sake! I expect such things at my State University. Such As: Being told that I was searching for black and white answers in a grey landscape by a woman grad. student while I took a graduate course on Mysticism in Literature(I got an A, by the way, a lowly sophomore who has since found harbor in Physics) Keep in mind, this was a presentation which comprised 30% of her grade, she brought wine and cheese, and stated things that were contradicted by the author she was using for her presentation. I'm sorry, I thought when the author stated something, and one drew a contrary conclusion, one could not use that author to _positively_ support you hypothesis. Silly me, I thought words had meaning. A professor(this was team taught) who I consider to be a mentor stated that this woman's work was "polemical hash" This professor believes in textual analysis, and is stated(sometimes derogatorily) to be bound by the text. Amazing concept, huh? The other professor stated that the presentation was augmented by the buffet(supplied at some personal cost to the grad. student) in an attempt to "have a sense of closure", i.e., I was wrong for asking a question, and deserved to be attacked (the student got quite hostile, to the degree that when I attempted to smooth things over later, she yelled at me, developed a tic, and tried to stare me down. Sorry, but I trained to be in Special Forces, and have faced off against black belts whose idea of initiation is kicking you literally across a room, you and your post- modern tic and stare won't bother me :)) In fact, the professor stated that my question could be construed as hostile.

Needless to say, my exodus was rather hasty, since I didn't want to invest many years of education in a field, on the off chance that I might get a teaching job(my goal is to be a professor, since teaching anything less than college level appeals about as much as eating nails) to have to deal with THAT crap for the rest of my life. Now, when I have to struggle through Mechanics and Quantum Mechanics, all I have to do is remember that, and boy, how much easier it is to face a differential equation than a non- defined fog of cyanide gas that seems to be today's Literature field.

All things considered, Permission to come aboard?

Guy
email is welcome


FROM: Keith Miller
SUBJECT: Good Post!

Elliot:

I am subscribed to the Jolly Roger. I love it!

I will soon be subscribing to Blackbeard.

I have just finished registering the URL with several search services including those you mentioned.

I appreciate your posting my book. Do you think I should leave the amount of the posted material the same, or should I post more?

If you have any more ideas on how to get your WWW page in front of more people, let me know. I will tell everybody I know in addition to posting your address all around the WWW.

Thanks and please stay in touch... Keith


From: Kelly Mallory
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Ahoy Jolly Roger!!!

I must go down to the sea again,
to the lonely sea and sky.
And all I ask is a tall ship, and
a star to stear her by.

Bravo and three cheers for those that refuse to be consumed by the self- proclaimed intelligensia. I have added you to my bookmarks and intend to visit you often. I am thrilled by your declaration of literary excellence. Congrats on a truly excellent and original page. I am adding a link to you on my homepage.

Kelly M.
Regent University
School of Law and Government


To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: Beaconway Press Publications & Services for Conservative Scholars

Ahoy!

I've been an avid reader of the Jolly Roger and have circulated copies to many computer-shy NAS members. The news of both a web site and a REAL conservative intellectual listerv are great; indeed may even get more NASers to go on-line.

I just now looked at your home page and it promises to be a wonderful resource (except the graphics took forever to load in Netscape, guess its time for that 28.8 modem). I checked out the info on the National Association of Scholars and it's concise and accurate (except for a small typo--we don't have any 'rehional' affiliates). You may also want to include info about the opportunity to get the NAS Science News List if your a member (there's also a snail-mail version too that look's more presentable).

Speaking of the NASSNL, I'll include a blurb about both the home page and Blackbeard's Cabin in the next issue. There have been many requests from the academic community for this type of thing.

Moreover, I'm in the process of designing a home page for the NAS and the Jolly Roger will be a link. I'll let you know when it's up and running, probably in mid-August.

Thanks again for not only letting us know about the site and server; but also including the information on the NAS.

Regards,

Rita Zurcher


To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: Ahoy Jolly Roger!!!

Dear Elliot,

Alas, I did not pen this classic bit o' verse. It is from a much larger work by who.....I can't even remember. But it made a big impression on me because I studied it in 7th grade, at, you guessed it --private school, and---still remember it! The cadence always reminded me of waves gently slapping on the hull of this poet's ship. Anyway, I am off to the library after I finish this email and will look up the poet for you.

My home page address is http://www.regent.edu:80/~kellmal. It started as an assignment for Dr. Morken's policy writing class, hence the public policy influence. However, if I had my druthers, I'd devote my page to Virginia history and the arts. There have to be enough links to the NRA homepage aren't there? If you visit today, please don't be offended that I have not yet linked your page. I have a final tomorrow. I hate summer school. Besides I only found your page when I should have been writing my own papers. You guys are addicting. I read quite a bit of ALL THOSE PAGES. The battle with the feminist professor was quite humorous. I had a professor at sedate and smug Southern Methodist Univ. suggest that the only way to really stretch my horizons was to embark upon a 3-way with my roommate and her boyfriend. Don't ya' just love higher education? What a meaningless, naive shell I would have been without it.

ttfn

kelly


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Creative Writing

In my search of the web, looking for true creative writing material, it was a joyous occasion when I stumbled upon your homepage. My first thought was, "No, this can't be real!" Still, I hoped that it wasn't just a joke or a dream, and began reading all the linked material. Imagine my joy when I realized that you guys were serious about taking back literature from the powers-that-shouldn't-be.

You see, I recently managed to stage a small "coupe" here at Emporia State University (Emporia, Kansas 66801), and got elected President of a student group we call the Society for Creative Writers and Movie Makers (SCWM) (SCWM@ESUVM1.EMPORIA.EDU). Although universities in Kansas are not quite as bad as those closer to the coasts, we still have our share of liberalism to fight on a daily basis.

Actually, it wasn't much of a coupe. All of the members had become so disenchanted with the modern "literature" (and the idiot who was running it) that the only members who showed up to vote were my supporters. In fact, the former president didn't even bother to show up because he didn't think we would have anybody else willing to accept an office. Boy was he surprised when we told him that, not only was he not the president, he wasn't an officer of any sort!

Anyway, I wanted to drop you a line to say, "Keep up the good work!" and "Keep in touch!" I look forward to aid and fellowship in creating a new conservative writers.

I found your fields of expertice to be quite interesting. You see, I am studying in the field of mathematics as well. I started out working on my Computer Engineering degree, but have since switched to pursue a teaching certificate to educate the future of America about math and computers. (I know, there's quite a difference in pay, but some things in life are more important than your salary.)

Perhaps the true intelligence responsible for our comprehension of the laws of God and nature have allowed us to foresee that which must occur. I, for one, am ready to help spread this word (and hasten it as well). Let us unite one and all and show the world that, like the house built on the sand, Liberalism must fall before the wave of conservatism that is sweeping from the heartland and retaking control of America!!!

Andrew W Applegarth
APPLEGAA@ESUvm1.Emporia.Edu


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: poetry for physicists

I just finished reading some excerpts from Drake's sonnets for physicists. Are there other similar sites? I really enjoyed them. I sort of stumbled across this page and there weren't any links other than this e-mail link. Any info would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your time. Jason C. Phelps phleppy@mainelink.net


From: Donald Williams
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: bias in mystery fiction

Elliot,

Thanks for the July 2 posting, which I just got around to today. I look forward to many other discussions about leftist mutilation of the popular culture. My own particular axe-to-grind is in mystery/thriller fiction. It seems that in recent years the genre has become dominated by authors, and hence characters, who are so reflexively liberal that they don't recognize the possibility that a civilized adult could be anything else. I get very tired of the snotty attitude of authors and characters that conservatives are baby-killing, old-folk starving, wilderness raping corporate thugs and barbarians. And it's a truth as immutable as breathing air.

Recently I've been venturing into this morass, and while I cannot claim to write "wholesome" stories, they are at least written from an anti-left perspective. I hope subtlely, but the perspective is there nonetheless. My first novel is complete and being shopped around, but it is awfully frustrating to get dozens of rejections without even getting anyone to read the manuscript. (I have come to the conclusion that the publishing game is populated by people, who, how shall we say this delicately, are scoundrels, slugs, thieves, and liars.) One of my main evil characters has been described (by a lesbian friend of mine) as "a paranoid's worst nightmare about Hillary Clinton." High praise indeed. Her comment was especially interesting given the fact that I invented the character in about 1982. That she spouts squishy-lib platitudes surely helps make her endearing to the NY crowd. I also link the radical movement of the 60's to the commie-libs on campus and in Congress today, so I'm making friends on all fronts.

Notwithstanding my remarkable lack of success thus far, I keep plugging away on the second book. Fortunately I have a day job. Keep on agitatin'. From the belly of the Beast,

Don Williams


From: MRS CATHY M JACKSON
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: jollyroger

sign me up or down or all around
From: MR HAROLD K FIORINI
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: AHOY!

A bloody good CybMag by thunder!


From: Jason Stuart
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Add me to Listserv

My name is Jason Stuart. The "Jolly Roger" was interesting; my personal preferences lie with the Augustan poets. With the exception of Swift, they have been largely ignored at each school I have attended. Though I know that there is still vital and important critical work being written on this period, it seems that Pope's "Rape of the Lock" or one of his essays is taught in a 100-level survey course (Dryden is barely even mentioned) as an introduction to (allegedly) more important and "enlightened" Romantic poets. A clear prejudice in preference has always manifested itself, at that point, in the Professor's estimation of the two periods. I understand that my experience is limited and my own point of view prejudicial (though I find the merits of the Augustans easily defended), but what scares me is the talk heard, at each of these institutions, of eliminating Shakespeare from the curriculum. I fear he will suffer the same fate as my beloved Restoration poets.

Please tell me my experience has misled me, that my fears are naive and that the fine poetry of the eras mentioned above (or any era that has produced time-honored quality of thought, no matter how noxious to the new canon-smashers) has a protected place in academia today.

And send me The Jolly Roger. Thanks J. Stuart


To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Your Great Books Page

I was really impressed with your Great Books page. I just finished a page myself on the Great Books. I got the idea from the time I spent in the Great Books Program at Mercer University in Macon, GA. My page isn't the quality of your page, but it is a start. If you want to look at it the URL is http://roger.vet.uga.edu/~lnoles/grtbks.html.

Lewis Noles
lnoles@roger.vet.uga.edu


From: "Robert W. Harbour"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: At last!! (again)

Dam mailer. Anyway, the sight of the Jolly Roger and all you entail has caused my spirits to soar and my mind to turn. I look forward to communicating with you on a regular basis.


From: Mish <100450.2670@compuserve.com>
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: (no subject)

Could I be put on your mailing list please ? Thanks, and keep up the indelible work.


From: Eric Lowell Davis
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Beaconway

I like your Web site. I'm surprised the University hasn't shut it down.

-Eric

P.S. Check out http://www.berkeleyic.com/gop


From: gillenk@FRB.GOV
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: subscribe Jolly Roger

I am delighted to see fellow conservative twentysomethings with intellectual aspirations. Living and working here in Washington DC for the government, I can tell you that there are far too many goose-stepping Newt-worshippers who don't have a clue what He stands for or what Conservatism really means. Please subscribe me to your Jolly Roger journal, and keep the Revolution alive. Thanks and good luck.


From: "D. Newcom"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: (no subject)

Just visited your web page, have to say it looks great. I love what you have to say, do you have other information - love to read it. By the way, I assume that you are still in school, what degree are you going for? just curious. If you come out with anything new please let me know. I would love to get something like this started on my campus, but not sure how it would go over, being in a small, midwest town. Thanks again, Derek

p.s. Are there any other good links I might try out?


From: "D. Newcom"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: (no subject)

Sorry to keep writing you, but I showed some friends of mine your web pages. We were wondering if we could either publish or just reprint some of your articles that you have on the web. We would give you full credit and list your web page, too. I hope we can. We put out a newspaper, unofficial, and would love to include your ideas. Maybe we could get people to start and think.

Thank you, Derek


From: matt drudge
To: Elliot McGucken

Elliot,

Are you up for any guest spots on talk-radio? There is a super am out of Denver, KOA-AM. The station reaches 38 states and 1.5 million on a good night. I have been on the station 3 times in the past month as a guest. Last week they kept me on for 2 hours! Let me know. I will be glad to tell a producer there all about you. You touch my heart, McGucken, with your words. DON'T STOP!

I was reading the August HARPERS today. (Have you read it? It is on the topic of publishing on the net ..who needs publisher's row etc..) It was very you. Get a copy if you can.


From: Hal Cline
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: your conservative homepage

I just stopped by and enjoyed your work. I will include your site in our links. I work for Reformed Theological Seminary in Orlando, FL. Visit our site at: http://www.magicnet.net/rts

Are you at Chapel Hill?

I am from Charlotte (Concord really) and am planning to move back to NC after I finish my masters in theology. Ill probly go to work with a Multimedia developer there.

Anyway, great stuff. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely, Hal Cline winfield@gate.net


From: bob@bob.edu
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: (no subject)

Just a line or two -- dropped in on your sight, plan on doing so again -- some interesting writing & exciting in this day & age to see this spirit. Wonder, however, how long this conservative wave has to go before it crests. Attacking liberal elite culture based on consumerism is fine & all (as is anything, main thing I can agree with here is freedom of speech, tho you seem to be ambivalent on this point if it isn't your point of view), but to say liberals in power are indicative of the tradition is bunk. The ideals expressed throughout America's social reform tradition have never truly been implemented, rather programs that basically throw money at the effect, & do not address the cause. I'm sure a lot of you'll disagree on that, but it is food for thought, & politics never stays in one place for long. In any case, very interesting stuff. Enjoyed reading, if for nothing else but to get a line on your views, & plan to again -- am also a host of a radio poetry show up here (Fairbanks, Ak) & plan on giving your declaration of independence the treatment in my own forum. Hope you fare well. Write sometime, if you can find time. I'm a dope on this internet stuff, but I've e-mail: fseej@aurora.alaska.edu. Thanx again for the food.


From: EMAILCLUB@delphi.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Beaconway Press

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From: kmahon@mailhost.intac.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Very interesting....

I've just caught up to The Jolly Roger a few days ago after seeing a reference in alt.politics. I'm afraid it's going to take some time before I understand enough to come aboard. However, being a 44-year old boomer, let me suggest that just as Gen-X'ers are not all of one type, neither are boomers. (Although I must admit that my generation's propensity for self-righteousness makes us hard to love as a group. This is the generation that is nostalgic about its rebellious drug abuse as young adults, but thinks it can stop 14-year olds from smoking cigarettes.)

I've just now finished reading Chapter 32 of The Drake Raft Field Trip. Coincidentally, just before that, I read an editorial in REASON magazine that made reference to a 1959 essay written by British novelist and physicist C.P. Snow, who 'posited that the humanities and sciences were moving away from each other and that humanists would soon be utterly ignorant of the science that shapes our world'. It appears from Chapter 32 that certain humanists have already decided that scientists incapable of grasping the humanities. The opinions of your "bald man with glasses" are dismissed because he is a 'scientist' - as if a gap exists that cannot be bridged. Part of what we may percieve as 'problems' with so much of our media and government these days stems from the fact that so many editorialists and elected representatives have not paid the price in learning from the classical writings of the past. It is a shame that most of us can get through 16 years or more of college/university education and still be ignorant of the writings of the great classical authors. In the meantime, I'll continue to follow your voyage.


From: "Pyle, Chris"
To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: C-NEWS: THE CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUALS-- SIGN ABOARD!

Good thought!!! There are several of us here at this university that would also like to become pirates. The jolly rogers are already being mended!!!! Our university, luckily, does not have as many liberal minded academia's, and teach the way things should be taught... :)

Your's in Barbary spirit..... :)

Chris Pyle
Flight Supervisor
Embry Riddle Aeronautical University
Daytona Beach, FL. 32114


From: TeacherJoe@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: ahoy

your page looks like a great resource for this tired old teacher of High School Critical Thinking class. Expect to get raided regularly. Joe


From: Tony Moreno
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Pleasantly intrigued

Is it a crime against the cultural elite for living against stereotyped pretenses? If I'm a white male, am I expected to be angry? If I'm a conservative, should I also be a white-separatist or anarchist?

I can unequivocably state that I enyoy your web site!

A slacking, X-gene slacker, Tony Moreno


From: Christopher Schweda
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: WOW!

Wow!

Just stumbled across your page. It's about time someone has balls enough to eschew the nonsense spewed by liberal feminsts and their ilk.

Your page and its links are good reading.

Thanks,
Chris Schweda
schweda@umich.edu


From: Riten@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Whew! I finally arrived. Thought I might drown.

It's about time. I was worried for a while. I nearly went mad this evening during my English Lit class. The instructor, a certain something Serrano tends to preach feminism. Read the first 63 pages of Literature: Reading, Reacting, Writing, by Kirszner & Mandell, Second Edition. ISBN: 0-15-500496-4. You must know how hard it is to read this diatribe. Nearly every analysis of every story by the authors of this book has the word "feminist", "feminism" in it. This was only our second class meeting, but I think I've figured it out and I'm ready to fight. I'll let you know how I do.

Sincerely,

John Kessler


From: "Margaret J. Barczak"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Ahoy maties!

I am impressed with your manifesto. Well written and clear.

I look forward to a long lasting relationship on this vessel of verity.

please download any good stuff to:

Czak@ix.netcom.com

Cheers,

Jessie (SatinDoll)


From: Rush Limbaugh <70277.2502@compuserve.com>
To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: ***THE JOLLY ROGER***

Thanks for the note. I cannot respond to all my mail due to the large volume. Be assured, however, that I got your message. Thank you again for taking the time to write.

My Best,

Rush Limbaugh EIB Network 2 Penn Plaza - 17th Floor NYC 10121

FAX: (212) 563-9166


From: WorthColl@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: letter to President Shapiro, "encapsulating the profound in an unparalleled manner." I must say, though, that I'm not entirely unreceptive to Joyce Carol Oates's remark about car doors either. Irregardless (E.B. White please close your eyes), I'm happy I found you guys. Truth seekers unite! Long live the Western Canon!

Regards, Worth Colliton


From: "Coman, Curtis"
To: "McGucken, Elliot (Ahab)"
Cc: "Coman, Curtis"
Subject: Avast!

Hail, Shipmate!

Your latest issue of the Jolly Roger was a hoot! I feel I've found a kindred spirit.

Fortunately I was spared the agonies of overexposure to liberalism's pernicious poison at my alma mater (Berry College in Rome, GA), but I've since had opportunity to learn much about the damage being done to the souls of students all across the nation. Thank God for Beaconway Press, The Jolly Roger, and yourselves.

I'm a chemist at the Centers for Disease Control here in Atlanta. I'm also a lover of the Great Books. Several years ago I made a personal commitment to go back and read all those books that I was supposed to have read in high school and college but never did. Since then I've made good progress. Here are some of the literary seas I've sailed, and some of my favorites:

---A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens)
---The Red Badge of Courage (S. Crane)
---Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea (J. Verne)
---The poetry of Thomas Hardy
---Moby Dick (Melville)
---Kidnapped, Treasure Island, David Balfour (The Immortal R.L. Stevenson)
---Robin Hood (Chadwick? Can't quite remember the name)
---Tales of Mystery and Imagination (Poe)
---The Holy Bible (Almighty God; I read this anyway on a more-or-less regular basis)
---Most of the plays of Shakespeare
---She, King Solomon's Mines, Allan Quatermain (The Immortal R. Haggard)
---Vathek (W. Beckford)
---The Castle of Otranto (H. Walpole)
---Crime and Punishment (F Dostoevsky)
---The Chronicles of Narnia, The Space Trilogy, 'Til We Have Faces (The Immortal C.S. Lewis)

You will note that my reading list leans heavily toward tales of romance, adventure, and mystery. I believe these are the books that elevate the soul, nourish the spirit, hone the intellect, and point us to the Author of All Truth. Give me Paul's letter to the Romans, or two paragraphs from Rider Haggard, over a whole galleon of contemporary nihilistic tripe the likes of which is overburdening the shelves of virtually every American bookstore.

I intend to balance out my reading list with more works of a political and philosophical nature, particularly Augustine, Plato, Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, Adam Smith, and de Tocqueville. However, I read primarily for enjoyment as well as edification, and I have found that, far from being dry or dull or irrelevant, the Great Books are exciting and enthralling. The Great Books are the ones that deal with the great themes: the importance of faith; the need for justice; the battle between good and evil in the human soul as well as in the world at large (Moby Dick!); the reality of transcendent Truth; true love and chivalry; patriotism...you get the idea.

Keep a firm hand on the rudder, mate! And when you spy that barnacle-crusted swillbucket of a lopsided galleon they call "Liberalism," blast her broadsides with the Western Canon, come alongside and board her with pistols in both hands and a dagger between your teeth, and put a ball right between the eyes of the first scurvy dog deconstructionist you see!

Billy Bones
(a.k.a. Curt Coman)


From: Randy Allan
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Letter to the Jolly Roger

Very good publication, Elliot. Keep up the good work.

Randy R. Allan
Electrical & Computer Engineering
University of Manitoba


Sender: hacuay@potlatch.esd112.wednet.edu (Hafidha Acuay)
Subject: Re: ***THE JOLLY ROGER***

To the Three Pirates:

Well, I've just read my first (issue?) of ***The Jolly Roger*** and I am very impressed. Obviously, Elliot (Ahab) McGucken is highly intelligent and articulate (and he has a magnificent vocabulary!); I don't know about the rest of you guys. I guess I'll have to wait and see. ;)

So far, the whole Jolly Roger deal seems all right. Perhaps it is what I'm looking for as a respite from the morbid works found in most other literary publications (both on-line and off). I can relate to "Ahab's" experience in college. No, I didn't attend Princeton and my teacher wasn't Joyce Carol Oates, but I remember thinking, while sitting in my Introduction to Poetry class ... What are we supposed to be learning in here? And as a member of the school's literary arts magazine staff, I was witness to a lot of "openness" nonsense. Poor me, I was only 16 at the time and seeking a creative mentor. Needless to say, I didn't find one. Needless to say, I never learned much about rhyme and meter. I've tried to read books on pentameters and all that stuff, but the authors were always on the level of a college graduate (any suggestions for "beginners in rhyme" such as myself?")

Now that I am at the age of almost-19, I'm preparing to go back to college and I'm hoping I find some REAL, down-to-earth people who love literature and poetry and still believe in such things as happiness, love, flowers, children (who aren't dying or killing someone else), families (that aren't headed by neurotic mothers or abusive fathers), and other mundane things. I understand that conflict is the stuff stories are made of, but the stories and poetry of my classmates were just outrageous. So much drug-induced tragedy and trying to find oneself ... I got the impression that it was all phoniness whipped up and printed in black ink. Especially since the kids writing it were middle-class suburban kids who didn't have any REAL problems. Maybe I'm an oddball, but my life doesn't suck, and when it does hit low points I try to keep a decent perspective about it.

Still, I'm not sure how well I will fit in here. I am not male, white, Christian, a Rush fan, or anti-multi-culturalism. I think there is room in life for more than one kind of literature from more than one kind of people. At least, there is room in my life. I'm also not sure if the Western Canon is the best Canon since I have not had the opportunity to experience firings from any other (hindered by the fact that I can only read English). But I don't intend to try and change anything I find here. I may have to be content with reading The Jolly Roger and the less structured things to keep me in the balance. We'll see.

Yours truly,
Hafidha (Heidi O'HighSeas) Acuay


From: OJThomas
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: ***THE JOLLY ROGER***

Thanks for some truly old-fashioned reasoning! Of the feminists I can only say they continue to affirm that the phrase "feminist logic" is the greatest oxymoron ever uttered by human tongue. Keep writing! I'll read everything you write and love it! cheese@oregoncoast.com


From: "stanley l. martin"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: The Jolly Roger

Elliot & Co.

Kudos for your efforts with "The Jolly Roger". I blundered across it while Web surfing today.

I too am a refugee from University liberalism, though I faced those rough seas a few years ago. I am an '84 graduate of Haverford College (B.S. Physics) and '84 University of Pennsylvania (B.S.E.E.)

I went to Haverford because I sought a classical "liberal arts" education. I left largely without one. Haverford is a true bastion of liberalism, with its roots in the Quaker faith (which has, as best as I can tell, deteriorated into a kind of social positivism). I did know and expect that Haverford would test my conservative beliefs, either breaking them or refining them.

At that time, Haverford still had a very strong Western Civilization course (which I took), and I was privileged to take a special course on the Age of Enlightenment which was offered by [French department]Prof. (Emeritus) Marcel Gutworth. I also had one worthwhile Philosophy course, basically a freedom-and-libertarian perspective, which was taught by a visiting Ph.D. (he was not, to the best of my knowledge, offered a teaching position at semester's end). Between those I eked out bits of the Great Books, but it was not really the education I longed for. I mostly faced the liberal academe by withdrawing into the "hard" sciences - mainly chemistry and physics, and finally engineering. I avoided English and Philosophy, which I would have liked if anything much classical had been offered. Religion, of course, was offered mostly from an Anthropological/Historical perspective, rather than from one that would bolster any Christian faith. That said, Haverford still was a very challenging place, and I stayed quite busy during my four years there. I did discover the Intercollegiate Studies Institute during my freshman year, thanks to a poker-playing fifth-year senior named Andy Shapiro, who was Haverford's erstwhile ISI Campus Rep. I took over the Campus Rep. mantle from Andy when he graduated; never did much with it (much to my shame) except put up a few posters on campus, and read lots of good books which I obtained through them.

I need say nothing about U.Penn - the situation there appears to have worsened since my day. Since I was pursuing an engineering degree there, and had met most of their liberal arts requirements at Haverford, I was thankfully free to mostly avoid anything outside the School of Engineering and Applied Science.

Best wishes hoisting the flag of Truth, Reason, and Faith above the troubled seas of the modern academe. Consider me a shipmate.

Stan --

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|Stan Martin, P.E. (martin@lvipl.dseg.ti.com) |
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| Software Systems Engineer: Texas Instruments, Inc. |
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From: Bruno Behrend
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu

I found you surfing around. pleased to see what you're up to

Hey! why isn't CATO institute on your metro map!!! Did you forget them, or are they behind the times and not on the net yet???

either way, you do nice work!

Bruno


From: gwood@tibalt.supernet.ab.ca
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Good for you!

Arrrrr, me hearties! Finally, somebody with balls and brains enough to speak out!

Thanks. Enjoyed your page immensely and will visit often. And don't let those anti-intellectuals get you down.

Garth


From: Sarah Kate Flaherty
To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: Ahab rises again...

......had some relatively free time (well actually paying a hell of a lot of money for my time here at good ole Duke U) so I read through a bunch of your web site. Actually, I didn't read through it - I savored it, relished in it, absorbed it like the dry desert sand. I grew up in the shadow of the Great Books, I live a block from the house where Moby Dick was written...Kipling, Tolkien and Chaucer were playmates. I had this silly idea that when I went to school (high, college, grad - whatever) I would continue this track. That the University would help me follow the footsteps of those Greats who had travelled before me and left a brilliant legacy that I could not hope to glimpse all of in my lifetime. Instead I have president Keohane barking dowm my throat that I am anti-intellectual because I don't spend every waking moment with my eyes bonded to my Orgo book. She sees us "just sitting around", lounging on the quad or in the gardens. What the hell was Thoreau doing at Walden? THE phrase "stop and think" is not one many people use in the right context. I don't have time to stop and think while I am taking an Genetics exam. I am too busy regurgitating formulas and facts within that precious 60 minute time period. I thank the divine that somebody else agrees with me that thinking is not a lost art. I look forward to my next visit to the new bastion of knowledge and to your next visit to the Gothic Wonderland.

Sarah 'The Mic' Flaherty

PS Where can I get my hands on a hard copy of Drake's sonnets (the web site is fanatastic - but it is a little difficult to carry around with me) .


From: MAC
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Hello

Greetings from a fellow conservative tired of being bludgeoned by the liberal "intellectuals" in higher education. After becoming weary of the Derridians, et al., I left the MA in English program at the University of Kentucky to pursue a Masters in Library Science.

I'm very glad to have stumbled aboard the Jolly Roger and look forward to getting to know it and its crew better. I also plan to force my husband, a technophobe and former Russell Kirk intern, to become familiar with your site.

Happy Sailing! Mary Ann (Flannery) Abner macarr02@ukcc.uky.edu

P.S. Due to system malfunctions, I may be registered more than once.


From: jill
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Hello

i own an unbound original galley proof of "the drake raft field trip". i love it. it can be a little self indulgent at times but its real ludicrousness and pace keep it cool. your video sounds like a real undertaking. good luck, let me know how you're doing with it. jill jls0667@email.unc.edu

(She's referring to our video entitled "Selling Sonnets," which we're filming at Duke University.


From: Anonymous
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Well, it's about time...

Congratulations on being first to ride the next significant cultural wave. You are not alone. Business is not as usual.

I too have been graced with a gift of rare intellect that is forged through suffering wrought by the irrationality of others and through the adventurous and courageous pursuit of the truth in all things. I have been writing a manuscript for the past ten years which I intend to come to fruition in the next year.

I would like to participate in building the network that we all know has the potential to exist. When I self-publish my book (I only anticipate this because I intend to start my own company, not because I don't want to submit it to anyone else) I intend to drive around the country on my own, selling this book door-to-door and in the process, writing another.

Please keep in touch. I think my book will be newsworthy to your visitors, perhaps to you. I am no amateur. And yet I do fall in that age range they so blandly and inappropriately describe as "Generation X."

It just shows how little they actually DO know about us...

--Name Witheld


From: Elliot McGucken
To: Samuel Anderson
Subject: Re: Oh!...I cannot say with words how my soul trembles...

Ahoy there! Hey! We're glad to have you aboard! Have you signed aboard The Jolly Roger? We hope so-- she's shipping out on Thursday or Friday. Look for the skull and bones! All the best --Elliot

On Mon, 25 Sep 1995, Samuel Anderson wrote:

My new and dear shipmates: I regret to say that the words of my employment could not be arranged in such a way as to describe the feeling that I am taken by now. What a suprise! I have just begun using the internet, and never did I expect to find such a group of men, such a group of heroes! For the past year or so (yes, it is just then since I have discovered the classics and felt my thirst for real knowledge!), I have been engaged in a sort of solitary search. I have manned my little rowboat and set off to sea in search of men, in search of all that is powerful and true. As you well know, this ocean is vast; these men are few and difficult to find (I had some Dostoevsky, Victor Hugo, and Ayn Rand to serve as company and guides). Many-an-island I have passed, my boat riddled by a hail of insults, meaningless aphorisms, and spears from the hands of savages. I have studied, on this journey, grammar, vocabulary (these I have studied on my own, my friends, just as I have done all of my meaningful learning on my own, away from teachers catering to the whining idiots sleeping in the back of the classroom), and all the classic works of literature I could lay my hands on. My journey grew long, much longer than I had forseen, and my boat began falling to pieces. My rations grew thin; my clothes were rotting away. Finally, I lapsed into a state of reverie: I could not think, I had lost hope, I had lost contact with anything real. Instead of living alongside the classics, I was lost in the classics. Then, as I was floating aimlessly, clutching a piece of flotsam, enveloped in mist, I saw it! A ship stood gleaming on the waters, its huge mass rising and falling on the undulations of the sea. Waving high in the air, attached to the mast, was the flag of reason, the banner of real writing, of real life! Oh, my friends, what an experience! A resurrection! I am eager to join the crew of this ship, my friends, and if you allow me, I will gladly swab the deck until the day when I am able to man the canon! Thank you, my friends, and, if you are real, please write back soon.

Samuel Anderson


From: "Joshua P. Hochschild"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Ahoy!

To the Captain of the Jolly Roger:

I have read with interest the first two chapters of The Drake Raft Field Trip and it has kindled my curiosity. I would like to request information on purchasing a manuscript of the book, if you have not yet found a pub lisher. I can't promise to pay any price, as I am a philosophy grad-student, and we don't get as much funding as you. We don't make the bombs of defense.

Joshua P. Hochschild
Department of Philosophy
University of Notre Dame
Notre Dame, IN 46556


From: GOPLowe@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: link page

Nice home page.

Would you mind adding our group to your link page?

We are the largest conservative think tank in California. We will soon be adding a 3 gig. database of affirmative action material to our page.

Thanks,

Tom Lowe Director of Communications The Claremont Institute

http://www.cal-net.com/claremont


From: Jim McWhirter
To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: Review/comments on "The Mind of God"

Elliot, Thanks for the reference to your article (and poetry). I enjoyed it very much - especially the poignant commentary on the current wave of physics coffee table books. I did not know that Davies had won the Templeton prize - personally I'm apalled. I plan to direct several friends from graduate school days to your site - I know they will enjoy it as well.

Jim McWhirter
Union College
Department of Physics


From: Joshua Lucas
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: The Jolly Roger

Ahoy,

I just wanted to drop you a note and commend you on the vision you have. I am at Cal State Fullerton right now and know exactly what you are talking about. I am a computer science major so I haven't taken a lot of literature classes but I understand what you are talking about. Keep going.

Josh "Irish Eye" Lucas


From: Samuel Anderson
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Your work- I want it

Elliot and the crew: Where can I get your literature in full? I love REAL writing, and I really enjoyed chapter one of The Drake Raft Field Trip--- now I need the rest. I'm not joking, so don't laugh at me (because you like to laugh at people) and just tell me how I can get the remainder of your literature. Soon!

Samuel Anderson


From: Cheryl
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: (no subject)

The only way to accurately describe the way I feel upon reading this web site is to bring to mind a man clinging desperately to a tiny styrofoam surfboard as the 20-foot swells lift and plunge him, each wave a flirtation with disaster (to quote Molly Hatchet). Just as he's thinking he can't hold on any longer, he sees a tall ship just a few hundred yards away. He is rescued, and given good food and drink (probably wine and venison, if we want to keep the proper tone going here). As he falls asleep the old sea chanty "Me Wet Feet Are A-Peelin'."

Anyway, congratulations on your superb venture. I have long held many of the same feelings/values about literature/art/politics/everything else as you (all) express here, and, as someone working seriously on his first novel, I, too, share your predisposition for actually WRITING rather than simply TALKING ABOUT WRITING.

I wish you much success, and you should know that, when I talk about the web and its potential, I often mention your site as an example of people "publishing" whatever the hell they want to say without any affiliation to the big wig companies out there.

Keep up the good work.

Bill O'Connor


From: Charles Cagle
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Jolly Roger Poetry Contest

Dear shipmates,

Ye Old Ship On Time's Ocean

Aye, tis a pretty ship we sail
Against the cannon of conformity
Through the bloody iron hail

Whilst the whole world at the lee
draw back at our deformity
and puke forth old milk at the rail

Yet we pierce the future with our bow sprite
and fear not them who fear the night
but drag them with us through the gale

Knowing their faith be very weak
and cannot saith of Him we seek
Who gave us sight to see beyond the pale?

Best Regards,

Charles Cagle


From: LC01_PAC_001@lincc.ccla.lib.fl.us
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Commenting from file

I have found the work of The Jolly Rogers most interesting. I really want to contribute litterary ideas to the cause. I think I am losing my mind and that my brain is going to waste in college.


From: Dan Gonzalez
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: http://sunsite.unc.edu/owl/generationx.html

I find your page very interesting and a good example of what people ignore about Generation X. I have only one suggestion about the site itself. The long, unbroken blocks of text on the home page, the intro letter from Drake, should either be moved to a separate page or broken up in some way. It discourages people from reaching the bottom of the page and viewing everything.


From: Grantland
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu

Ayoy, me mateys, where have you been all my life? HAIL Shakespeare! Hail Kafka! Hail Dostoyevski (sp) I print my neo-conservative creative raving on za.flame - check it out and tell me if there's anything you want to use.

Cheers,

Grantland aka IMPU


From: NutmegGA@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Freelance?

I just came across your web site and thought I would contact you about freelance work.

I am a freelance proofreader and editor living in Savannah, GA. If you do use freelancers, I would appreciate someone letting me know to whom I should direct my resume. If not, thanks anyway for your time!

Non-slacker, Megan Brown NutMegGA@aol.com


From: Rita Zurcher
To: Elliot McGucken
Subject: Re: ***THE JOLLY ROGER*** (PART I) http://sunsite.unc.edu/owl/jollyroger.html

Dear Elliot:

The JOLLY ROGER dedicated to Western Science promises to be an inspiring read and a source for inspirational snippets for the NAS Science News List. Thanks to you and your fellow Captains for so eloquently stoking the beacon of the Western intellectual tradition so that it may continue to shine brightly and cast its enemies into shadow.

Best Regards from Einstein's American Home--Princeton,

Rita Zurcher


From: LC01_PAC_001@lincc.ccla.lib.fl.us
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Commenting from file

X-Personal_name: Michael Davidson From: afn31716.freenet.ufl.edu Subject: The Gist

I have found the work of The Jolly Rogers most interesting. I really want to contribute litterary ideas to the cause. I think I am losing my mind and that my brain is going to waste in college.


From: Jonathan Arata
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Speaking of writing...

Ahoy Ahab!

Fantastic letter to Princeton's $hapiro! Having spent some time at Brown as one of their newest 'minds of mush' (little do they know), I have many of the same impressions that you have toward Princeton. Picture, an entire campus of drab-ly clad (to show how much life sucks when you're a rich 19-year-old) mush-heads mumbling about how words don't mean things! Sound familiar? I hope to stay just long enough to be inoculated, then get my Ph.D. (engineering) and go away, far far away, from Ivy League academia. Wish me luck.

I'm writing a book. Actually, I have an outline, several pages of thoughts and paragraphs, and a big fire in my belly. This work portends to be the right-of-center answer to "Revolution X". I'm thinking of calling it"

"Picking Up the Pieces of the Baby Boom: How we can avoid the coming generational war with our parents"

Any thoughts? Any thoughts among the brave and valiant crew of the JR?

Happy sailing! Jon


Sender: bruno.behrend@vmicls.com (Bruno Behrend)
Subject: Re:Some neat stuff I found on the internet for you - More proof that everything is just like everything else

www.zonpower.com/cyberule/part2.html

Look up the above address some wild, wacky stuff about new ideas, peer review, and the nature of reality.

I also reccomend a little book called "cognative economy" by a William Rescher.

I am, and always shall be, your reader

Bruno

From: Jessica Garver
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Poetry submission

hello, my name is jessica garver and i'd like to submit some of my work for your mag but have a few questions pertaining to poetry guidelines. any info you could send would be appreciated.

thank you
--jessica


From: Kirby Urner
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Review of Jolly Roger site.

An Off-the-Cuff Review
of the Jolly Roger Stuff,
Having Just Squinted at its Web Site
for Some Time
October 8, 1995

By Kirby Urner
Class of 1980

For those of you who have been off-campus for awhile, like since before Rush Limbaugh and postmodernism became names for opposite poles, check out this conservative flagship Jolly Roger website (http://sunsite.unc.edu/owl/jollyroger.html).

And to think I thought my letters to President Bowen were bold! Here our post-postmodernist, neo-conservative Ahab, flying a Rush-head with crossed bones, goes semi-berserk over some 'feminazi' using her Princeton professorship to legitimize what the patriarchs have forever branded as "illegitimate": having kids out of wedlock. "And what has this to do with literature?" our outraged Rushmael asks the current prez of Princeton? As if the etymology of 'bastard' were not a matter of some literary substance.

Like, how're kids gonna understand the plots of Victorian novels if they don't get what 'wedlock' was all about? And if you've read the literature for a living, maybe you've gotten tired of the old plot lines and want to author some newfangled of science fiction wherein moms with kids without dads aren't spat upon in accordance the highest ideals of Judeo-Christianity. Sounds pregnant with literary possibilities to me.

But I digress. The main thrust of the attack by these pirates are the Consciounsness Freaks with their coffee-table physics and new agey mantras, half spirituality and half quantum mechanics. The new conservatives want to dehybridize religio-physics in a hurry, splitting them asunder, hard cold Truth on the one hand, funny emotional stuff on the other. We've done it this way in the past, why not again in the future? They aim to rescue a live, vibrant physics from its cold, dead fusion with feel-good fluff. Both science and soul are debased by their uneasy (or too easy) comingling. Morals and muons must be pried apart, so that science can get on with engineering a better laser printer, and moralists can get back to thumping Bibles instead of physics books. Gimme that old time religion and cut this tao of physics crap!

Somehow, on the charts of these pirates, coffee-table metaphysics has become synonymous with liberalism and the dilution of Truth by a lot of self-canceling, amoral, nihilistic, creeping cross-culturalism. Back when I went to Princeton, Liberal Arts meant studying a broad range of subjects so as to deepen ones appreciation of the planetary panolply -- much as these liberally (and expensively) educated conservatives advocate doing today. Liberalism also idealized an ability to consider matters from a variety of viewpoints -- so-called open-mindedness -- an ideal much ridiculed by the ditto-heads of today. But it never meant refraining from judgements. Intellectual freedom means the freedom embrace some ideas even while discriminating against others, and having the liberal education needed to pick one's affiliations intelligently. At the practical level, this can also mean knowing when to change channels.

But 'liberalism' is but another context-controlled charged particle, as spinnable as all the rest, at the mercy of young, impressionable, channel-surfing, Rush-viewing minds. Its meaning has deconstructed to whatever embodies 'the enemy' for these post-postmodernist Ahabs. Socrates, Einstein and Rush Limbaugh line up with the pirate good-guys, while feminazis, Frank Tippler and President Shapiro line up on with the liberal baddies. This was not an opposing team lineup I ever anticipated. But I chalk that up to the hard cold fact of real live gaps between generations. Each new youthful crew inherits a box of puppets and stages whatever hero-villain shows express the sense of the day. Oldsters may not understand what galvanizes the young, but hey, if it attracts an audience and moves product, what's to understand?

All that being said, the poetry is good, the wit sharp, and the critiques funny. I have a hard time finding my feet in this fun-house of distorting mirrors, so unrecognizably unlike the reality of my own freshman orientation (I liked Nietzsche too, but would never have imagined casting Rush as Zarathustra). So who needs a road map to enjoy the scenery? This may not be Kansas, Toto, nor even Oz, but it is a site of fiesty, intelligent ferment focused around my alma mater, so, like, I can relate.

I'll be back.

------------------------------------------------------------
Kirby Urner & Dawn Wicca
"All realities are virtual" -- KU
Email: pdx4d@teleport.com
Web: http://www.teleport.com/~pdx4d/


From: Mark Blevins
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Jolly Roger

I believe I'm officially subscribed to The Jolly Roger now, and I look forward to getting the next issue. I do prefer the Great Books to most of what passes for literature today. However, I do think it's a mistake to rank Rush Limbaugh as a peer of Donne and T.S. Eliot. I hope you won't make me walk the plank because I'm a Democrat. I decry political correctness myself, and some other liberal agendas, but I don't think all liberals, or all liberalism, is bad. I enjoy reading National Review as well as The New Republic, The Nation, Mother Jones, and The New American (God forbid!). Although I've never read anything by Toni Morrison, I was surprised that she won the Nobel Prize for Literature. It seemed to be a political move. Anyway, if you would like to respond, please do. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Captain Kangaroo


From: allison smythe
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: (no subject)

i was drifting, shipwrecked, and what to my wondering eyes did appear? uh....dunno yet but looks interesting.

How did i get here?? i am an mfa in creative writing (poetry, no less) and egads mon! where did you guys come from?

Is it my waterlogged sight or did that wetsuit say "rare"?

hmmmmn yeah, me


From: "Rollin@hunterlink.net.au"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Literary Generation X

I would just like to say this is the best page I have found on the net as of yet. I would also like to say "the people who have the information have the control"

ps What's good is gone What's left is ours Thanks Generation X


From: MHensh@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Cc: MHensh@aol.com
Subject: Great page

Great work, and keep up the effort --- Where do I get a T-shirt?


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To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: The Jolly Roger is Rated in the Top 5%

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From: "Joel J. Chiri"
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: The Jolly Roger

I have just been reading some of the links in the Jolly Roger. I am amazed to find Generation Xers that read great literature, and are not left wing morons. I am a boomer; with a number of degrees. I read and memorized the Constitution of the United States and the Declaration of Independence. I have read all of Shakespeare, and delight in great literature. I am also very conservative, and enjoy 'Rush'; therefore, I find this area surprising.

Shiva-


From: James Harris
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Keeping in touch, etc.

Ahoy, Ahab!

Many thanks for the recent e-mail. Things at the Stanford Harbor (aka The Stanford Gulag) are most definitely not on an even keel. That scalawag of a university president we have here has come out in full support of affirmative action. Pity, I had higher hopes for the man. But I take courage and refuge in the Great Books. Your encouragement to read them and to extol their virtues has inspired me greatly of late. In fact, for the first time, I am reading MOBY DICK. Moreover, I have bought a copy of Einstein's RELATIVITY and a copy of his IDEAS & OPINIONS. I look forward to learning from both these great men. Once again, thanks for the encouragement. Let's continue to sail the seven cyberseas in search of liberal booty!

Yours,

James "Captain Redbeard" Harris
The Stanford Harbor


From: Mike Fallon
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: (none)

I really like your page on internet. I am new to internet because my company just got internet.

In one part you say you can teach people how to like the Great Books. I will like to learn how to like the Great Books, and I plan on buying some to have in my house.

I like Rush, too, and I think the poems you write are very good. I never liked poems that didn't rhyme.

Please let me know how I can learn more about the Great Books and how to like them.

Mike Fallon,


From: "VanSickle, John, SSgt,PCA/SMSQ"
To: Ahab
Subject: My life before the Jolly Roger

When I was a senior in high school, I asked to take Creative Writing.

I was given Composition instead.

The composition instructor laid on us a short story called "A Dawn You'll Never See," by Joyce C. Oates. The story was, um... pointless. Since then, I have had a Creative Writing instructor who limited his job to teaching the nuts and bolts of expressing oneself. Even though he was liberal, he didn't let it influence his teaching.

Your other letters point out occasionally that the humanities have become the inhumanities because the better men have abandoned them. I'm convinced that terminating public education is the only lasting solution to the tenured demogogues known as the Politically Correct. Then we can all get back to reading Sherlock Holmes and studying Maxwell's Equations.

I have a bone to pick with you. Don Quixote and Les Miserables are missing from your list of great books--at least the lists I could see. What gives?

Hacman sends...


From: James <***********@leland.stanford.edu>
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu Subject:
Keeping in touch, etc.

Ahoy, Ahab! Many thanks for the recent e-mail. Things at the Stanford Harbor (aka The Stanford Gulag) are most definitely not on an even keel. That scalawag of a university president we have here has come out in full support of affirmative action. Pity, I had higher hopes for the man.

But I take courage and refuge in the Great Books. Your encouragement to read them and to extol their virtues has inspired me greatly of late. In fact, for the first time, I am reading MOBY DICK. Moreover, I have bought a copy of Einstein's RELATIVITY and a copy of his IDEAS & OPINIONS. I look forward to learning from both these great men. Once again, thanks for the encouragement. Let's continue to sail the seven cyberseas in search of liberal booty!

Yours, James "Captain Redbeard" Harris The Stanford Harbor


From: Mike
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Beaconway Press

I really like your page on internet. I am new to internet because my company just got internet.

In one part you say you can teach people how to like the Great Books. I will like to learn how to like the Great Books, and I plan on buying some to have in my house.

I like Rush, too, and I think the poems you write are very good. I never liked poems that didn't rhyme. Please let me know how I can learn more about the Great Books and how to like them.

Mike, Denver, CO


From: Lindsay Pamela Cohn
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: a breath of fresh air

Um, Ahoy, maties (I'm not quite up with the sea lingo yet)

Let me just say that I read my first Jolly Roger (heard of you on the Repub-L discussion list) and I'm looking forward to more. I have been wandering the hallowed walkways of Duke University for about three months, now, and I'm having a wonderful time, but I'm missing the Great Books. Anyway, I'll be hearing from you all regularly now, and maybe I'll post a little of my own verse for everyone's enjoyment/criticism/entertainment/whatever.

Clear skies, strong winds, and following seas!
Lindsay a.k.a Inge the Valkyrie


From: "Wally J. Reef"
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: FANTASTIC!!! J.R. RULES!

DEAR JOLLY ROGER -- Fantastic! Stupendous! Thank God there is a voice of sanity in this cultural wilderness! Dittoes, Jolly Roger, megadittoes! Good luck, keep up the good fight! We are reclaiming the Soul of America!

Your brother in arms,
Walter James Raleigh Reef


From: William Juntunen
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: POETRY

Hey, I really enjoyed your poetry....Hope I had permission to download it. Like to hear more about your campaign for conservative poetry. --Bill Juntunen


From: BOOTEN
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Jolly Roger

Finding your website was a breath of fresh air! I did register, but I'm so excited about becoming involved with such a group of people that I had to go ahead and e-mail you!

I loved your interest in the TRUTH! I am very disturbed by the modern crisis of rewriting dictionaries--particularly in redefining the word "truth." Also, I hope your references to the truth are indicative of a belief in absolute truth. Relativity makes me sea- sick! I won't keep you longer because I hope you'll return my mail very soon. I look forward to hearing from you. --Ky Sinclair


From: Eek
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: The Jolly Roger

I have already signed up aboard the 'roger' and love what it stands for...I have several things I would like to submit... Is there anything specail that things people submit should pertain to? thanks

ERIC


P.S. Quote of the Day-"A ship is safe when in a harbor but sitting in a harbor is not what ships are made for..." -unknown


From: sjs560@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Young American's Rule!

Hello there my older and much wiser friend from D.C.! I was just cruisin' the web a moment ago when I remembered you, my first WWW exposure from the summer. :) What's going on with you? Have you seen Elizabeth since the summer? How are the Pumperknickles? or the Mousetrappers? or the Humpbacks? I am loving Northwestern, all though it's extraordinarily freezing! How are all your projects coming? Your Web. page is great! I feel so priviledged having an actual autographed copy of your book. :) Send me a note when you get a chance, I would love to reconnect.

Stefanie

-part 3 of the 3am discusion club
Young America Foundation Chapter


From: Phil Bradford
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: It is about time for something like this

Hi,

It is good to see that there is still room for conservativism in academe.

Open forums and discussions are necessary for any intellectual culture to exist. "Political correctness" went way to far.

Sincerly,
phil


From: Sarah Cahill
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: *THE JOLLY ROGER*

Hey! I totally loved Bootsy's story, "NANTUCKET GHOSTS"! Kepp 'em comin'! -- Sarah


From: Rachel Williams
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: THE JOLLY ROGER

Great job on your last issue. I enjoy getting mail from you guys. How do I get a T-shirt?


From: JJones2987@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu, c-news-digest@world.std.com
Subject: It's About Time!!

Where have you guy's been? As a graduate of the esteemed UNC System (Western Carolina) I have longed to find some glimmer of hope in the bastion of liberalism known as Chapel Hill! Words cannot describe how heartbroken I was to hear of the recent slips to the left made by members of that area that I have admired for so long.

Your task is great, my friends! I have seem first hand the dregs of debris that frequent these campuses today! But, keep your head up! You are not alone, as I have discovered more of us out in the real world that is reported. My boss & I take great pride in listening to Rush Limbaugh every day & subscribing to great arenas of thought such as yours! We, too are outnumbered here in High Point, but we keep pushing forth, as should you, in our quest to get the truth out! Keep up the good work & I look forward to hearing more from you!

Sincerely,

Jon (Little Jon) Jones
JJones2987@aol.com
High Point, NC
(actually Reidsville, NC)

As a side note that we are winning:

Our corporate office is located in Los Angeles, and quite a few of the left-coast employees are staunch conservatives!


From: Eric Clark
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Liked the story in The Jolly Roger (and other stuff)

Elliot:

I really enjoyed your story (A NANUTCKET GHOST STORY) in The Jolly Roger - I want to forward it to my brother who is a freshman at UMT and may have to read some of that awful literature they teach there.

I have not been doing any work on The Revolutionary for the past two months - I have tried to decide what to do for it (I thought the facts n stuff was getting kinda goofy, so I had to decide what I wanted to do). Like Clinton, I decided to "redefine myself" ;-). Your Declaration will appear in the November edition.

Out of that "redefinition," here is an idea I came up with.

I hope to run commentaries called "Revolutionists," which will be a supplement to The Revolutionary. These will be irregular commentaries by people who participate on the Internet - i.e., they can participate when they want. All they have to do is write a commentary, and I will advance it on my NEW listproc to all the subscribers. Yes, The Revolutionary will still appear once a month, but hopefully I can narrow things down a bit.

Would you like to take part in this? I would like to know so that I can get names of people to list in my next edition.

The November issue should appear in a couple of days - I just need to get the newsletter compiled.

Regards,
Eric Clark


From: Enrico Talin
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: ITALY & BEACONWAY PRESS

Hi there, after travelling around the WWW I came upon you site, it's quite interesting so I decided to add it to my site. I wrote a link in my hot links directory: choose HOTLINKS and LITERATURE.

I have a site with a lot of information about italy, italian companies, hotels and events I would be very grateful if you could possibly link back to me in your directory.

my URL is:

http://www.tradenet.it
and if you want to here I wrote the html for the link....

Visiting Italy...check Tradenet!

Thanks in advance for your cooperation

ciao Enrico


To: mcgucken@jollyroger.com
Subject: The Jolly Roger!

Cap'n Drake Sir!

I got the Halloween messages and they were great! My wife and I enjoyed them thoroughly.


From: 73462.17@compuserve.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Jolly Roger

Ahoy!

I just discovered the Jolly Roger and thought it was great. Although I'm a mathemetician by trade, I couldn't live without the great books. I'm in the middle of Bloom's "The Western Canon," and now I'm going to have to re-read Moby Dick.

So, I salute your endeavor, happy sailing, bon voyage, etc., etc.

Jeff Allen


From:Slack14@----
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: something I needed to express

I feel it is more than a coincidence that I discovered this site recently. For most of my life, I have been homeschooled. The great books were my "textbooks" up until high school. I "attended" high school for three years.

Actually I languished in the suffocating nihilism that chokes the life out of nearly all modern high schools. I suffered through the nasty, shallow textbooks that package frivolous, inconsequential details into tiresome language. Those that did give a larger picture of events and thoughts are often hopelessly crammed with watery, weak versions of the rich and powerful ideas of history. When studying, say, the Reformation, why did we not read at least some of the ninety-five theses Luther posted on the door of the cathedral? Instead students must remember to fill in "ninety-five theses" in answer to the question "This document started the Reformation" on test 32a. It is as if the modern educational system was created to play Jeopardy. Answer in the form of a question, please.

Beyond the actual methods of teaching lie the philosophies that created the specter of the educational system. This is where the real problem is. I felt deeply for the suffering souls of my peers. There was an overpowering sense of hopelessness and depression buried deep beneath the typical lunchroom superficiality. There is a bitter and complete sense of disillusionment that is not of their making but nevertheless hangs over the them like a black cloud. The things that should stimulate and excite the minds of today's youth have been taken away from them. It is not only the fact that the Great Books are not presented as such and deconstructed, but that the average high schooler has been desensitized to literature. They have been blinded by the trash thrown at them and even though most know it is trash it is hard to see clearly in the light when you have been in the dark for so long. I knew all this deep down. I saw clearly the problems that affected us all.

Yet I was condemned to inaction. I was rather immature myself. All I could do was watch. I could (and should) have done much more to help that school and my friends, yet I didn't. By my Junior year I was becoming what I despised. The slough of despond almost claimed me, but I did have deep foundations in the lasting things of life, and parents that cared. I was saved. I pulled myself out of the school and homeschooled my senior year.

It may sound to the uniformed like I was some kind of dork who didn't "fit in" and couldn't take reality, or whatever. Thats a lot of crap. I was on the Varsity Football team, class president, and involved in a couple other things that mean too much to too many people.

No true human being "fits in" to the mold that the sham intelligentsia and media moguls create. No human being can be joyful when truth (which ultimately means life) is devalued. Throughout the last four years, I have often wondered why those who seek and stand by the Truth never seem to take an offensive stand against those who seek to destroy it. Sure, there are those who fight politically against the politics of meaninglessness. (Sorry, Hillary)

This is needed and it seems presently a good start is taking place. "PC" has become a term of derision to many Americans. But this is not a battle of laws and school boards and regulations. Ultimately, it is a battle of hearts and minds and souls. And it will be won not be holding ground, but by taking it. Many complain about the tripe that passes for literature/music/visual arts today, but HOW MANY HAVE THE GUTS TO NOT ONLY COMPLAIN, BUT CREATE? How many seek to create organizations and groups that seek to create TRUE art and expression of our nature? Not many.

The Jolly Roger seems to be a place where it is possible to fight back against the dying of the light. (Yes Hollywood, I read that line before you used it in a movie) To me it is a starting point-a place for a generation that has been bought and sold like slaves to fight back. Not by attacking, but creating. And 24 soldiers, heh, heh-thats all we need to keep Truth alive in our time. I can't believe the Jolly Roger exists! This is, like, cooler than that new Friends show, and stuff. When I found this place - I couldn't sleep for a long while that night. I praise everyone on here Greatly! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am struck with AWE. An AWESOME place, and I'm one seventeen year old you can count on to tell everyone he knows and provide as much support as he can about and for this place.

A deep thanks from my soul -"PATCH"


From: David S. Roberts
Subject: Signing aboard Ahoy there!

Ayes mates, it's been long years that I, a 38 year-old post baby boomer, pre-X sailor have sailed upon once vast seas of thought recently much polluted and drained by those scurvy scoundrels who would spoon-feed intellectual cotton candy into the minds of our nation. I have oft gone alone to lay waste to the bastions of liberal fuzziness and have been rebuffed in my quest by the sheer mass of the sticky spun-sugar of lies moistened by the false tears of compassion of those within the gates of academia. It was a lonely quest, yet a fine one. Those such as I, who have labored amidst the background of ridicule in the days when political correctness was a term of derision to only a small faithful band, may perhaps lay claim to have laid the foundation so that ones such as you, our progeny, could build a magnificent vessel like the Jolly Roger. I salute your effort and it is with great pleasure I accept the honor of serving aboard that fine ship. Let's give opportunity for the liberal-feminist-currently-in-recovery-deconstructionist- multicultural-mushbrains to learn what the words "victim" and "rage" really mean. Man the yardarms! Set the sails! It's payback time. The only problem with the dead white men is that we haven't studied them enough!

--Death to fuzzy thinking


From: Stewart
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu
Subject: Bonanza http://www.bigeye.com

Hi Elliott, We are keeping your Feature Link on The BIG EYE and you will be delighted to hear that Newsweek magazine has featured The BIG EYE in the Nov 20th issue as the WWW Search Tool on their Cyberscope pages (p.16). This should introduce a great many persons to The Jolly Roger and I'm delighted to be able to do this. You may use this information in any fashion you feel may be of benefit.

Best wishes, Stewart


From: "Joel J. Chiri"
To: The Jolly Roger
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER Ahoy there Shiva! Welcome aboard!

Thus far, the Jolly Roger sounds like the most interesting and intelligent place I have visited on the Net, and places with those qualities are difficult to find on or off the Net.

I have just been reading some of the links in the Jolly Roger. I am amazed to find Generation Xers that read great literature, and are not left wing morons. I am a boomer; with a number of degrees. I read and memorized the Constitution of the United States and the Declaration of Independence. I have read all of Shakespeare, and delight in great literature. I am also very conservative, and enjoy 'Rush'; therefore, I find this area surprising.

Shiva-


From: Alan B Mclauchlan
To: OWL@SUNSITE.UNC.EDU
Subject: JOLLY RODGER

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HOWS IT GOING JOLLY RODGER IT'S BIG BELLY"S PAL BEER GUT HERE
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MY PAL WAS JUST DOWNLOADED A DOCUMENT ON TWENTIETH CENTURY LITERATURE WHICH HE FOUND QUITE HARD TO DIGEST. YOU SEE WE AT THE ROBERT GORDON UNIVERSITY IN ABERDEEN SCOTLAND, DO NOT HAVE A VOCABULARY THAT STRETCHES MUCH BEYOND THAT OF BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD THATS WHY WE WORSHIP THE GROUND THEIR BUTTS DRAG ALONG.

I THOUGHT THERE WERE SOME PRETTY GOOD PIECES OF INFORMATION IN YOUR PIECE, BUT I WANT TO KNOW FOR REAL, WAS IT WRITTEN WITH A THESAURAS AT HAND OR ARE ALL YOU GUYS OVER THERE BORN WITH A DICTIONARY IN YOUR MOUTH?

WELL HAVE TO GO BEER GUT PS I AGREE TRANSMITTING DATA ALONG THE ELECTRON FILLED MAIL BOX AND WEB IS ONE HELL OF CONCEPT


From: Tom Ogden
To: owl@sunsite.unc.edu
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER

Quite an energetic introduction, my first email from you. I am left assuming, from the frequent references to learning institutions and MTV, that that you mates are students. And since the name Rush is usually either accompanied with sneers or cheers, I take it you are truly conservatives at heart.

I confess that I am merely a mild-mannered thirty-something, who dropped out of college only half-way through, having been something of an intellectual dilletant, obsessed with foreign languages. Since then I haven't time to listen to Rush because I'm so busy earning a living in my conservative idiom. My wife stays home with the kids, while I work two jobs and spend whatever free time I have herding boy scouts.

But herein lies the essence of art. It is a popular opinion that great art is bred by a life of turmoil. I agree that adversity breads inspiration. My hard lifestyle is my adversity. It makes me look for more than a grindstone or a paycheck. It spurs me to seek new and exciting horizons of which classic literature is one of my favorite venues. Like everyone else, I have written a few dozen essays, ballads, short stories and even the better part of a novel. These things are personal and valuable only to myself, and I don't yearn to share them. But I would be interested in reading a little of what's out there. I would also like to find commentary on Moby Dick and other classics.

Carry on in well-doing.

-Tom 'Capsayson' Ogden


From: Ariel Gleason
To: owl@sunsite.unc.edu
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER

thou art truly correct, my friends. continue thy fine work knowing that you have my full support.


From: COS838@nwhs1.tccsa.ohio.gov
To: owl@sunsite.oit.unc.edu
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER

arghhhhhhhh mateees!! I'm so glad to be aboard. I really hope I can benefit this mighty vessel.I must know are we pirates?

blackbush


From: JED F HANES
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Willing to Contribute.

Hail Captain of the Jolly Roger,

Where has this ship been? I have been looking for someway to escape the liberalism that has beset our society. Since when can someone be taught to be creative? Since when can we be taught to be ourselves by someone else? The answer is never. One must teach himself and discover his own inner being along the way.

I am only 16 and have been writing poems for almost 3 years now. Never do I confine myself to not rhyming or having to rhyme. I just put down what I feel needs to come out. It is an emotional release, not a political one. Anyway I would like to contribute to this wonderful treasure I have discovered on my first trip into the WWW. Could you please contact me and tell me how I may help you in your voyage in search of a more practical and free place.

Peg-Leg (Jed Hanes)


From: Jason Bates
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Walkin the plank, and all that

When I first blundered onto the Jolly Roger during a long session of pointless web-surfing, it was like happing upon a lighthouse of truth in a sea of, well, fill in your own adjective here.

Here was people my age, thinking what I thought, and writing about it. Taking advantage of technology to make an end-run around the whole media-publishing axis and its inherent agenda--it was something I had been considering but somehow never got around too. Needless to say I point everyone in your direction, good or bad, right or left.

I find the whole idea of the "Boomer" media dictating (via MTV, sitcoms, the music biz, and all the shit they shovel at us in schools) what exactly we're supposed to "be" ("angry!"), and their presumption to label us ("Generation X"!), and then their explanations as to exactly what we're so angry about (a lack of funding for AIDS research, apparently), to be so preposterous and condescending, I didn't know whether I should just laugh it off with a few beers or start tossing web-page bombs of my own.

Thankfully you've taken care of that for me!


From: Joseph Cizek
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: My compliments.

Ahoy!

Well, you've got me hooked. With that theme and that delivery, who could deny a voyage from your crew?

I'm just getting in on the Web-publishing game. My journal, Young Blood, is brand new, hosting a growing number of students from the Glendale, California high school and colleges. I'm looking for good examples for them, and it seems the Jolly Roger has it: thoughtful, concrete writing (with a little attitude). Although I have some writers opposite you on the socio-political spectrum, I think your material is respectable and should be read by anyone with a brain, no matter what extreme, or in-between-place, they enjoy.


From: "Rafael A. Acuna"
To: The Jolly Roger
Subject: greetings

Dear Jolly Roger,

I'm a junior faculty member (literature) at the Ateneo University (in Manila), and I received a copy of your e-zine through my friend Monique in England. There are other writers who offer similar beliefs regarding literature; I recall Tony Hendra, who, in a July 1995 issue of GQ, wrote about the "hackademia" ("a requiem for American higher education: with 'post-Marxists' and 'associate professors of TV' running amok on campus, your kid is better off becoming a mechanic"), and Frederick Turner, who offers a scientific view of the notion of truth, beauty, and value in the arts through his book _The Culture of Hope_. Anyway, I'll see if I can find more sources (Turner offers an interesting bibliography); perhaps you can comment on some of these for future issues. Thanks! And Merry Christmas!


From: stephen
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: My First Book Would Be...

Hello! :)

I've been to this site before, and enjoy the updates.

Personally, though, I would choose the complete works of Shakespeare first, then the complete works of Aristotle, then the Analects of Confucious. (Unlike Mr. Bloom, I have no hard time deciding which books to take.) The Bible might rank in the top ten on my list, but surely the complete tales of the Grimm Brothers and Morte le Arthur would rank higher.

Keep up the good work!

stephen


From: Jennifer Kordus
To: mcgucken
Subject: The Jolly Roger

I just read Moby Dick this last semester, so your metaphor strikes me as wonderful--the entire book was a masterpiece, but the last twenty-five pages were unearthly . . .

What else is there to do on the Jolly Roger? Do you accept essays or papers? I haven't written any poetry for some time, and a novel that I wrote is 250 pages or so. And, no, it did not get accepted by the liberal agents.

Are you still affiliated with a college? Which one? Is it liberal or conservative (I suppose it must be liberal if you were a Physics major)? I'd love to find a conservative university to attend, so that I don't have to teach black dialect stories and anthropology essays.

Thanks again for making the Jolly Roger--you've made me have at least some faith in this modern age. I am still partial to Plato, Aeschylus, and Alexander Pope, however. That allegiance can never alter.

"Only the educated are free." --Epictetus


On Tue, 16 Jan 1996, Coman, Curtis wrote:
Subject: Nantucket Ghost Story

Ahoy Red Avenger:

I just read "Nantucket Ghost Story" and must say that Bootsy's made me a believer ( http://jollyroger.com/beaconway/bootsy.html ). Of course, I was a believer to begin with...maybe she's just confirmed what I already knew. There IS such a thing as Truth, for those who are not too timid to embrace it. When you get Kirk's "Conservative Mind" in stock, I'll order it from you. I'm very impressed with your book list; all the great books available for ordering on one handy website!

I printed out some of your poems from the web pages and sent them to a young friend of mine who is a freshman at Berry College in Rome, Georgia (my alma mater). Fortunately, Berry has not been deluged with the multiculturalist/relativist/postmodern drivel that is spoon-fed to unsuspecting undergrads at so many other institutions of higher learning, but Melinda needed a dose of Drake Raft anyway. I'll let you know what she thinks.

Sam (my five-year-old) and I are reading George MacDonald's fairy tales at bedtime, and he loves them. Say, how about adding some children's literature to BeaconRay Books? You know, sort of a "Western Canon" for kids? I saw this page on the Web, I think it was called Home Arts, where several authors (Maurice Sendak and Harold Bloom included) gave their opinions about books they would include in a Western Canon for Children.

Their suggestions included standard popular works as well as some surprises...Bloom really got my attention when he suggested tales from Norse mythology, because my wife and I are big on Western mythology, folk tales, fairy tales, etc. (especially Irish/Celtic stuff). Anyway, think about it.

I've got some ideas for books you could include.

To borrow from the native parlance: You dudes are totally cool.

Curt ("Billy Bones")

THE CAPTAIN RESPONDS:

Ahoy Billy Bones! Bootsy will be psyched to hear your praise. We've thought about opening a children's section-- it's a great idea, and we're thinking that perhaps later this year we'll expand to include more. Kirk's book is on back order right now, but we should see it soon. Great to have you aboard-- I remember you were the one who was fond of Romans, and now I am too. Right now our major project is publishing THE DRAKE RAFT FIELD TRIP later this spring-- we'll talk more about it in the upcoming JOLLY ROGER. See you aboard the Good Ship! All the best-- The Red Avenger


From: Stephaine Herman
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Just a "hello"

Anyone kicked out of anything by J.C. Oates is already a friend of mine, so I may as well introduce myself. Stephanie Herman (signed on as Navin, twice) -- you may be familiar with my work: I trashed a bunch of feminist novels (by Gilchrist, Atwood, French & Piercy) for The Women's Quarterly, the journal of the anti-feminist Independent Women's Forum in D.C. and have written a few times for Conservative Generation X (CGX) here on the net.

I can't tell you how excited I was to find this whole melange of literary stuff tonight. To be honest, I hadn't really connected my endeavors in fiction with my non-fiction interest in conservative ideals. Well, maybe I had, but you've given me a lot more to think about. I'm currently 50,000 words into my first novel, "Fraternizing of the Hemispheres" in which two baby-boomer teenagers in the '70s are being set straight by a down-to-earth, somewhat Republican adoptive grandmother. So maybe, like I said, I have made the connection. Anyway, I've enjoyed Beckett's poetry (and I don't care much for poetry, so that says something) and later, when I have more time, I plan to read more that's offered here.

I'm almost tempted to demand that you allow me to work with you because your direction so exactly parallels mine. My tactics would include the threat of discrimination charges if you didn't let me (I'm a woman). But, I realize this is your thing. However, if you ever find yourself wanting to expand, please let me know. I'm great at everything.

Sincerely, Stephanie Herman

THE CAPTAIN RESPONDS: Ahoy there Navin! Truth knows no gender, and thus we regularly walk the streets recruiting Republican Grandmothers to sail aboard the Good Ship! Arghhghghghgh! Toss your prose in yer carpet-bag, and bring it aboard, me kindred spirit!


From: Dan Kearney
To: mcgucken@jollyroger.com
Subject: Princeton and the True Education

I just discovered your site tonight. I'm intrigued, though somewhat puzzled by its several purposes and divisions. In any case, I assure you that I belong among your disaffected visitors.

I also attend (as a senior) the university which, with justice, draws a considerable amount of your ire. Education here is always narrow, most often superficial, and dull. My real education occurs on break or during my procrastinations, during which I spend time with Sterne, Shakespeare, Johnson & Boswell, Melville, et al. My truest professors and dearest companions all. I read outside of class with the same passion it is clear your visitors possess. The close of the Phaedo related a tenderness I will not forget; Don Quixote's spiritual death is one of the most melancholy moments in all of literature.

Hopefully your site will help give new life to the creation of the universal and learned men this world has recently neglected to produce.

To readers of this site, I suggest the prophetic chapter "The Barbarism of Specialization" in Ortega y Gasset's Revolt of the Masses.

I look forward to walking the gangway.

Dan Kearney

"Nobody ever learned anything except from what is above them."

THE CAPTAIN RESPONDS:

Ahoy! Watch yer step, me matie, and if ye ever go prospecting through the gardens at midnight with that special someone, be careful that the liberal scurvey dogs don't creep up on ye in the postmodern fog and slit yer throat! I remember it being thick as pea soup!


From: becket
To: URF1@aol.com
Subject: Re: Ahoy!

Aaarrrrrrrrrr, matey! Tis I, Gary "Captain Blood" Prange of the corsair United Republican Fund, swift of sail and scourge of the Midwestern left. I thank ye for permission to come aboard. Lads, I hoist a tankard of sweet rum (or perhaps a single-malt scotch) to ye. Ahab, Bluebeard and Red Avenger! I have downloaded thy broadsides and the smell of black powder lingers. I say Onward, avengers! and rake the hulls of the cardboard armada of liberal academia! Aye! Pour it on, lads! I see them now! The HMS Deconstruction strikes her colors. Cowards! And there....the HMS Multiculturalism. What! tis no man-of-war. Tis but a garbage scow! She's taking on water but her crew knows it not. And yonder...the HMS Political Correctness lists port-side. Load the Western Canon, boys! Hurl the Iron Ball of Truth through her waterline and give the brigands what-for!

And lo....

Thar she be....

The flagship of the Self-Annointed! The HMS Liberal Death Wish! Her captain is Molech and her time has come. Bring the Jolly Roger 'round and ready the grapple lines. Take cutlass in hand, and with a rhyme in your heart and steely eye, board the barquentine. Aye, make her crew taste brine and prepare to scuttle. Send the Great Lie to rest in Davy Jones's locker, hoist the Jolly Roger over the shallow waters of the Culture of the Crowd and make for the deep waters of Truth and Liberty.

Aaarrrrrrrrrr!!

Courage,

Gary L. Prange
URF1@aol.com

THE CAPTAIN RESPONDS: Argrgrrhgrhrghrgrhgrh! Ye pirated the words right out of me mouth, matie! Good to have ye aboard!


From: Jennifer Kordus
To: mcgucken
Subject: The Jolly Roger

I'm here in the sweet, peaceful valley of Kent to study English and teach freshman composition.

I just read Moby Dick this last semester, so your metaphor strikes me as wonderful--the entire book was a masterpiece, but the strikes me as wonderful--the entire book was a masterpiece, but the last twenty-five pages were unearthly . . .

Thanks again for making the Jolly Roger--you've made me have at least some faith in this modern age. I am still partial to Plato, Aeschylus, and Alexander Pope, however. That allegiance can never alter.

"Only the educated are free." --Epictetus -- Dark-Eye

THE CAPTAIN RESPONDS: Thanks for braving the hostile elements and teaching the Truth at an academic institution! Ye give us faith in this modern age! May God be with ye!


From: commandr@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
To: mcgucken@jollyroger.com
Subject: Ahoy for a Northern Confederate

Ahoy Captain: Commander Freedom here throwing in my two bits wishing you and yours a most meaningful Christmas, and keep the sails unfurled in '96.


From: Asst Prof Clarence F Sills Jr
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Cc: jollyroger@jollyroger.com
Subject: Re: AVAST! ***THE JOLLY ROGER***

Glad to see that the Jolly Roger crowd is hip to the disastrous effects of the Shapiro presidencey. As an alum who refuses to give a dime to Princeton --now PC-U-- because of its current course, I am watching in bemused wonder the apparent resurrection of a love of excellence under the least promising of circumstances. Keep up the good work!


From: "J. Jones"
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Thanks for being there!

I am a college student at a small liberal arts college. Although it is supposed to be religously founded, I find the status of it is to accept everything. Subjects ranging from alternative lifestyle to poor learning skills. It seems to me that college students are getting more ignorant about the Truth.

Every time I get one of these messages it gives me hope for the future. I just hope the rest of my apathetic colleagues could learn that simple emotion. Hope for the future.

Sincerely, Mountain Man


From: James Harris
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Captain Redeard raves

Red Avengers,

The latest installment of The Jolly Roger is your best effort effort to date. Me maties, it warms Redbeard's heart to see Russell Kirk quoted in your pages, he being a constant source of inspiration. Without the late, great Kirk, I would have missed the necessity of the moral imagination, which lies at the root of all great literature and the eternal human soul, for keeping order in that soul and in the commonwealth. It's a disgusting shame that the bloated Bloom of Yale with his Marxist deconstructionism gets so much attention from the darlings of the dominant media, such as Charlie Rose, while Kirk, along with T.S. Eliot, Paul Elmer More and Irving Babbitt, all defenders of the moral imagination, are read and known only by conservatives such as us. Arrr! At least, for now, at Stanford University, my home port, one can still find the Great Books and the works of Kirk in the library, there to be read free of the diabolical imagination and nay-saying of the bloated Bloom and his cronies.

Well, me Avengers, keep the powder dry and the Western Canon primed and ready! We have the yellow, scurvy dogs on the run!

Yours,

James "Captain Redbeard" Harris
The Stanford Harbor


From: Daniel Smith
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: (no subject)

Gentlemen,

It is a pleasure to hear from people feel the same way I do about literature and ideas. As a sophomore at Penn State University with a double major in Philosophy and English, I find myself at times wanting to scream at the rampant bullshit so pervasive on my campus. Have you ever had a teacher tell you: "you think too much"? I have. Have you ever had a teacher tell that "words are meaningless", "truth is a social construct" and that "there are no absolutes"? I have. And when you ask that teacher if *his* words are meaningless, if his statements are true and that the assertion "there are no absolutes" *is* an abosolute--been looked at as if you were suddenly speaking pig latin? I have. Unfortunately, I could go on...but I won't--it's not necessary. If you weren't aware of it, you wouldn't have launched the Jolly Roger would you?

I hope to get more involved with your movement. I think it's a noble--and necessary--cause. My goal is to use literature to teach people about values, meaning, purpose, integrity and creating for oneself a life worth living. I hope that you gentlemen can aid me in my quest, as I hope to aid you in yours.

Regards,

Daniel Smith--lover of truth and knowledge

Henceforth known as "Mr. Ronin"


From: Ashley Garner
To: becket
Subject: Re: Article for THE NOBLE REVIEW

Dear Becket,

Sorry it has taken me so long to get back to you about your article, but I didn't want to reply until I was sure if we would use it. The letter will go into the issue that is scheduled to come out (hopefully) later in February. I left in all of the WWW addresses, so you'll probably get a lot of responses!

I really like what you had to say, and the description of "grungeservatives" hits pretty close to home. Thanks for sending us your letter, and be sure to keep The Review in mind for anything you write in the future!

Sincerely,
Ashley Garner

Editor-in-Chief
The Carolina Review


From: "Southbank Int. School" <@demon.co.uk:Southbank@sbank.demon.co.uk>
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Re: your help, please

Ahoy captain!

This is your ship-mate, Adam Reiniger. I am wondering how I can submit litreture to you, which could be posted around?

I am also wondering where you have other funny stuff!!

Adam@sbank.demon.co.uk


From: Gerry Jackson
To: gjackson@labyrinth.net.au, The Jolly Roger
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER Ahoy there Slit! Welcome aboard!

A CONFESSION

by Slit (alias Gerry Jackson)

No, I'm not a lefty infiltrator. (I must remind the crew that in the Antipodes liberal means conservative.) My confession is that I do not have a single poetic bone in my body. In fact, I don't even have a single artistic cell. If now you would have me walk the plank, I shall do so with considerable reluctance but with an equal amount of understanding. I say this confident in the belief that you will make no such request.

I should like to point out, in my defence, that lefties who have had the misfortune to debate me have stated that I'm so logical that the left side of my brain must have expanded to compensate for the obliteration of the right side. I take that as a back handed compliment. But, as we know, the truth is more prosaic. Not only do most lefties have no genuine appreciation of culture, they have very little analytical ability. I guess that goes with leftwing territory.

What you say about leftwing cultural vandalism and the intellectual and cultural pretensions that accompany it goes, unfortunately, for Australia. The rot, I fear, is as deeply imbedded in this country as it is in yours. What else can one expect when, for example, our Prime Minister can stand up in Parliament and state, without the slightest evidence of humour, that "why only last night I read a book while listening to Mahler." This was said, by our cultural commissars, to reinforce his cultural superiority over his conservative critics. It's enough to drive a man to privacy. (By the way have you thought of becoming privateers for the cause of free thought and genuine of becoming privateers for the cause of free thought and genuine artistic creativity?)

I fear it is all too much for my stomach at times. However, I'm fortified by the knowledge that the canons of Western civilisation never fail to blow away the leftwing barbarians -- when they're fired. Though they are always primed it is becoming increasingly rare to hear their roar. Impossible to spike, the left think they have found the perfect solution. Capture the fortifications and take out the gunners. In this they have had considerable success. One only has to read the drivel that passes for poetry; see the shapeless heaps of scrap metal that our intellectuals have the gall to call sculpture; witness the juvenile, and sometimes obscene, activities of our multimedia "artists" to realise how far the rot has spread. And all at the taxpayers' expense. This mob couldn't compete with monkeys in the market place. At least chimps are entertaining.

But all is not lost. Just as the end of the Middle Ages brought us the renaissance and the "age of discovery," in science as well as geography, the "age of the electron" will eventually break the creeping authoritarianism of the left. The cyber seas will do for us what the printing press did for Europe.

Your loyal shipmate Slit


From: tellis@telerama.lm.com
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: your truths

I usually refrain from one-liners, but:

Most excellent!

'nuff said,

Tom Ellis
tellis@telerama.lm.com


From: Jon Marshall
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: hi

hi

at last a bunch of conservatives with a sense of humour

yay, cheers!!!!

wish you a lott of luck with your venture.... what kind of music does the band play?


From: ArdathNoni@aol.com
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER Ahoy there Bluefield! Welcome aboard!

Well! Being of what I think is sound mind but also of the "boomer" generation ( awful term and one I disliked from the first time I heard it, some 35 years ago), I think I wish you a great deal of luck even though I understand only about 3/4 of what I just read. The references leave me behind but then I was in college in the late 60's, just BEFORE all the s___ hit the fan. It was starting to flow downhill but hadn't arrived yet. Nevertheless, I will read your material with great interest, as I do that from CGX and "Heterodoxy". You have an uphill battle -- it's an old one. We even fought it way back when -- the classicists (at least some of the time) as opposed to the then modernists....the more some things change the more they don't...

Best of luck to you all and I will concede, it's a lot worse today. I am very glad I am not in school now. I would not be able to stomach a lot of this garbage. At least then, it was mostly foolishness -- now, it's downright glad I am not in school now. I would not be able to stomach a lot of this garbage. At least then, it was mostly foolishness -- now, it's downright dangerous.

Bluefield


From: 74357.1275@compuserve.com
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: At last...

I seem to have happened upon a Web page for people as smart, literate, and well-educated as I am. I feel like Diogenes would have felt, had he ever happened upon an honest man! Excellent work, guys!


From: Joel Jay Rogge
To: The Jolly Roger
Subject: Report.

Sir! Seaman Diogenes requests permission to address the Captain. Sir!

Sir! I am duty bound to place myself on report. Sir!

Sir! When I signed onto the Good Ship The Jolly Roger, I was not aware that crew members are required to be members of Generation X. Sir!

Sir! I am not a member of Generation X. Sir!

Sir! I am a member of The Lost Generation. Sir!

Sir! I submit to whatever discipline the Captain may impose. Sir!


From: Gerry Jackson
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: The media

Ahoy, shipmates:

I get a little tired of seeing the media get a continuing battering. Can't you see that the media is really a myth, a convenient short hand for the legions of selfrighteous, pompous, maleducated, ignorant bigots that have the gall to call themselves journalists. Let us dispense with this misleading collective noun and call a jellyfish a jellfish.

What makes these phoney journalists particularly smelly is that they sail under false colours. Having Shanghaied the noble beacon of genuine Liberalism, they nailed (crucified)it to their mast. And why? Because they don't have the guts to sail under their own atavistic colours.Of course, when one sees the listing, decaying hulk that we call socialism, it's no wonder they abandoned it in favour of a sounder vessel. But only with the intention of steering the same suicidal course. Suicidal because their ideology is totally destructive of the society that has made their comfortable existence possible. Any wonder I call them stupid.

Pick a journo and cause him pain; take a leftwing faculty and strip it of its pretensions; board The New York Slimes and raise the Jolly Roger of Liberalism. And, perhaps above all, proudly declare the West is Best!

Jauntily yours

Slit


From: Ensign Buck
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: ArgggH...I'd be wantin' to set sail!

Avast,

As a member of the Young Conservatives of Texas and a closet English major, I have seen your Web site as a source of inspiration and intellectual renewal. Never mind that I have idolized Sir Francis Drake since boyhood. I have long observed the tie between conservatives and the true romantics, yet I had never seen it realized until I came across your ship.

I offer mention of the Oxford Christians, led by Tolkien and C.S. Lewis. They deserve mention in the Canon.

This is a response to my first visit to your site. Expect more and stay the course!

Ensign Buck


From: "Barbara G. Brown"
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Mail order source for J.Austen

A friend in Puerto Rico is trying to find a mail order source for the novels of Jane Austen. I thought of your BeaconRay Books, but I didn't see the lady's name among your lot. Any good ideas of other sources? Thanks.

BTW, my kids got a real kick out of the lighthouses and the Jolly Roger ship that you added to The Wanderer [is that the right name?].

I'm enjoying your web pages, and looking forward to the next voyage of the Jolly Roger.

Barbara Brown


From: Jessica Krucek
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Ahoy, Captain!

Dear Becket,

Ahoy! I'm with my own ship *The Humanity,* and my take on postmodern thought is that is is dehumanizing, nihilistic, and against God, Fanily, emotions, contact with others, and honesty with self and others. It is a corrupt system, PC has breeched common sense boundaries (African-American is more accurate than Black, but "vertically challenged?" -- sorry I'm short, ok?).

I'm 19, at the Evergreen State College (liberal arts school). I, too do not like postmodern thought. If you want, I could send you my essay, "Postmodernity and Why It Should be Resisted."

I am not grungeservative, though (as I said, I've my own flag to sail under). I am liberal, but coming from a blue-collar town, I learned good sense, hard work, and equal pay come before "deconstructing patriarchy." I'd classify my style as "New Romantic" (Romantic optimisim about humanity, tempered with modern common sense and an awareness of the world around you and within you).

Well, I have class to attend, and my ship to sail (essay to send to the professor).

Anchors Away,

Jessica Marie Krucek


From: JAMIE@shadow.sjcsf.edu
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Russell Kirk

"In a revolutionary epoch, sometimes men taste of every novelty, sicken of them all, and return to ancient principles so long disused that they seem refreshingly hearty when they are rediscovered."

Russell Kirk

Nuf' said.
Your Servant,
Jamie Spearman
The Soul Sailor


From: roger king
To: "'becket@jollyroger.com'"
Subject: ahoy

Dear Elliot McGucken,

I enjoyed visiting your website. I believe that clean living makes creating easier. Drugs have nothing to do with creativity.

I vote republican because they are the conservative party of Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. I am a conservative, too.

Last year my band, JollyRoger, put out a CD on JollyRoger Records. It has 19 songs that were written with the death of family values as its lament.

The locals put it in the New Age catagory, not similar music to Drake's Raft. But I'm proud to be a grungervative at heart, anyway.

Please visit my JollyRoger Freeware web page to download stuff like .mid and .wav files .

I'm an old dude (36). Still married to the same girl I fell in love with a long time ago, and raising a beautiful, intelligent daughter.

With your permission I'll put a link to your website. I look foreward to reading your response.

Your's in Private Enterprise,
Your's in Private Enterprise,
JollyRoger
http://www.iquest.net/~jollyroger/waves.html


From: Bob Hardison
To: The Jolly Roger
Subject: Re: THE JOLLY ROGER Ahoy there Barefoot Bob! Welcome aboard!

You are welcome aboard my vessel!! The gang plank is below! -- Barefoot Bob's Index Page on the Web

"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time."

Love and Peace, Barefoot


From: Jim Stockall
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: me

take it to the end !!!!!


From: Daniel Smith
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: (no subject)

Gentlemen,

It is a pleasure to hear from people feel the same way I do about literature and ideas. As a sophomore at Penn State University with a double major in Philosophy and English, I find myself at times wanting to scream at the rampant bullshit so pervasive on my campus. Have you ever had a teacher tell you: "you think too much"? I have. Have you ever had a teacher tell that "words are meaningless", "truth is a social construct" and that "there are no absolutes"? I have. And when you ask that teacher if *his* words are meaningless, if his statements are true and that the assertion "there are no absolutes" *is* an abosolute--been looked at as if you were suddenly speaking pig latin? I have. Unfortunately, I could go on...but I won't--it's not necessary. If you weren't aware of it, you wouldn't have launched the Jolly Roger would you?

I hope to get more involved with your movement. I think it's a noble--and necessary--cause. My goal is to use literature to teach people about values, meaning, purpose, integrity and creating for oneself a life worth living. I hope that you gentlemen can aid me in my quest, as I hope to aid you in yours.

Regards,

Daniel Smith--lover of truth and knowledge

Henceforth known as "Mr. Ronin"


From: tellis@telerama.lm.com
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: your truths

I usually refrain from one-liners, but:

Most excellent!

'nuff said,

Tom Ellis
tellis@telerama.lm.com


From: Jon Marshall
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: hi

hi

at last a bunch of conservatives with a sense of humour

yay, cheers!!!!

wish you a lott of luck with your venture.... what kind of music does the band play?


From: Wahnfried@aol.com
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Web Page

I heard you page metioned by a Liberal NJ Politician. he went into a tirade and introduced legislation that would sweep sights like yours off the internet. Keep up the good work. You must be doing something right if you have pissed off the liberal establishment!

Regards,

A fellow traveller


From: Heather Rhodes
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: (no subject)

Could I be more enthralled with your entire approach to poetry, conservative gen-xerism, etc....? I think not. There are too many feminist, in-your-face-forget-classics "professors" at my university. Frankly, I thought that's why I left the theatre department...and the radio-tv-film department...and the music department....apparently the creepy pseudo-artsiness of these people (both female and male, mind you) is following me relentlessly. It is such a nice change to see a page dedicated to more intellectually stimulating angles in poetry and other genres as well. No wonder it's one of the top 5% of web sites....hmmm Have a bloody good day at sea!

-Heather

p.s. Do you accept original submissions?


From: mcgucken@jollyroger.com
To: "James M. Spearman"
Subject: The Venerable Canon at St. John's

Friend McGucken,

No frontal attack has yet been launched on the Great Books, but I almost wish it were frontal, for subterfuge can erode slowly and successfully, while an outright assault can be detected and thwarted. As I'm sure you know, the interpretation of a work can change the meaning and message, and the students here would like nothing more than to make the books a reflection of their "values" and "lifestyles"(what disgusting words).

An example would be our discussion of Plato's Meno in seminar last night. We of course discussed virtue, a word much abused and maligned, and the discussion weaved a thread through the fabric of faith, hope, politics, modernity, and change. My staunchest foe is a girl I hold as the antithesis of virtue. I defended Anytus for trying to sustain society rather than change it in the hopes that "progress" would occur. The beasts of modernity in my class bellowed in pain as I wounded their very meaning of existence-that being the need, no, the absolute necessity for change.

The professors, for the most part, are conservative, but I sense a changing wind blowing through the halls. At our convocation the opening prayer(if you could call it that)was directed to the god pan, which in this case I will not even respect by capitalizing. The closing prayer was directed to some amorphous "supreme being". My boss at the bookstore is a Buddhist lesbian who hired me because I am a virgo. Let me tell you, I wish I were making this stuff up, being the good ole Southern boy that I am, one who does believe in absolutes, does believe in Jesus as my Savior, and definitely does not pray to anyone with the name of a kitchen utensil.

I sincerely hope, but I am skeptical, that all this seems ridiculous to those ostensibly intelligent persons who graduate from this institution. But few of the students who choose St. John's come prepared with any sort of moral grounding, except the tripe that was passed off as "values" in K-12, so they are fair game for whatever seems exciting and cutting edge.

So yes, the canon is under assault in the worst sort of way, and it is our job to keep it tethered to the masthead and away from the scoundrels who offer us ineffable progress. May Russell Kirk and Richard Weaver haunt the souls of those who try!

In Him, your servant, Jamie Spearman (The Soul Sailor)


From: Ramin Achak
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Illumination in the form of Discovery

Friends, Romans, Countrymen,

For a while now, I have been labelled a cynicist. I have been totally disenfranchised with the way this world has been working. Our nation, and especially our generation (I guess we'll throw in 18-30yr olds) has gone completely down the tubes into some bizarre sort of MTV based silicon pile of commercialized crap!!! I hate TV. I hate advertising telling what the hell it is I am supposed to be like, while at the same time insulting the intelligence it has taken me so long to attain.

Cynicist my butt!! I am an optimist, but I am optimistic in a way this entire "Real World", Star Trek, Pepsi, Shaq generation has never thought of....I am optimistic that one day, we will level this thinking to the ground and start anew! Focus on literature - GREAT LITERATURE! Not that Stephen King, Danielle Steele, John Grisham force-fed crap that gets chugged out every day in the mills of bad literary prose.

I'm still unsure what it is exactly you and your co-horts stand for, but I enjoyed reading your pamphlet. This damn country needs to burn their TV's and shout Hallelujah!! at the top of the lungs. We can be free of this if we want to, but it seems everyone is much too comfortable being comfortable without bothering to ask themselves why. (Maybe Huxley was right).

Keep me posted.

Rama Mageesh


From: Dicknoon@aol.com
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: free-thinkers

Yes! There is smart conservative commentary on the Net. Loved the "interview" with "Suzie"! Keep it up.


From: Rhydon Jackson
To: becket@jollyroger.com

Just wanted to congratulate you on your entertaining and interesting website. I've been looking for a forum on the net to disuss or read on topics both conservative and intellectual. I dare say I may have found it in a berth on your adventuring corsair. And now I'll give you some feedback on jr17.

The Kirk quotation is one I've never seen before, as I haven't read that work yet. But it reminds me of "New York and the Hinterland," an essay in Donald Davidson's _Regionalism & Nationalism_. I was introduced to Davidson throguh the writings of M. E. Bradford. He also served to introduce me to Kirk, Modern Age, Oakeshott, Voegelin, Weaver and a host of other treasures. Speaking of Bradford, the overall tone of your efforts seems akin to his "Against the Barbarians" (included in a compilation of the same name, U of Missouri P, '92).

I'm something of a neophyte when it comes to literature, being an engineering type officially. But I'm trying to keep my head above water. I have read _Moby Dick_ of course. So I'll close with one of my favorite pieces of eight from the classic:

"For now, since by many prolonged, repeated experiences, I have perceived that in all cases man must eventually lower, or at least shift, his conceit of attainable felicity; not placing it anywhere in the intellect of fancy; but in the wife, the heart, the bed, the table, the saddle, the fireside, the country;..."

Looking forward to sailing with you rogues, Rhydon.


From: "Carlton A. Hobbs"
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Re: THE WRATH OF THE JOLLY ROGER: SPRING BREAK '96 ISSUE

Excellent job!

Actually, I'm an ex-conservative, now pro-life Christian libertarian anarcho-capitalist generation X college student. Although not exactly conservative, Ayn Rand has great fiction. If you haven't read _Atlas Shrugged_, you may find libertarian a much more satisfying title than conservative. Speaking from one who knows, finding new truth when I had it all already brings the greatest euphoria.

BTW, very few libertarians actually believe in using drugs, just decriminalizing them.

Carlton Hobbs


From: Joey Dutton
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Cc: jollyroger@jollyroger.com
Subject: Re: THE WRATH OF THE JOLLY ROGER: SPRING BREAK '96 ISSUE

Ahoy!

Good to see a you guys are still alive and kicking. It was refreshing to receive your message especially since I was still stewing from the night before after watching the political grandstanding of the Grammy Award Hosts.

Did you see that?

Richard Dryfuss and that other guy (forgot his name) spent at least 10 minutes or so insulting everyone who didn't bow to Federal Funding of their pocketbooks (Art I think they called it).

What lowlifes.


From: David Hill
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: THE WRATH OF THE JOLLY ROGER: SPRING BREAK '96 ISSUE -Reply

Captain,

Sorry to have missed you on your adventure to the city of doublespeak, the heart of the great empire of lawyers and others who wish to cast off history and the evolution of values, yes, the nebulous of polyester clad drones of the evil queen, the city of Washington D.C. At times I voyage to taverns such as Planet Fred or The Big Hunt, in search of battle with the mainstream American lemming current and the chance to capture the treasures of lawyers, yes, I enjoy the expression of their well groomed faces when their secretaries and legal aides show enthusiasm towards coming abroad my longboat of rogue bezerkers with their unkept manes.

Currently, I am in DC licking my wounds from a lost battle with the nihilist professors of the economic department at George Washington U. Some Some years ago, I set forth my sails for the doctorate land, but was dispatched by the neoclassical storm to a temporary refuge of Masters. I braved the storm long and hard, challenging the relevance of theories whose base was that of measurable values dismissing those incalculable aspects of human behavior and virtue, whose connection with reality is torn asunder by the sheer absurdity of walled mind games and politik of the ivory tower, and whose predictive powers are as worthy as tarot cards. Alas, with sails torn, I could row no more against those waves. Of course, I was also distracted towards beacons beckoning the sounds of wine, women, and song out on the wind. But I ask, what is a Viking to do?

I also frequent the haunts and shallows of pirates past down north of the Cape, near Salvo. Let me know when you will be in town again, so that perhaps we could have tankards of ale and adventures of pillaging and plunder. I assume you have my E-mail address with your mailing list.

Erik the Red.


From: Jesse Fewell
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Cc: jfewell@eos.hitc.com
Subject: Thdrdrdreee Cheers fer tha Cap'm

Hip-hip Ha-ray
Hip-hip Ha-ray
Hip-hip Ha-ray

Cap'm Drake has giv'n us a grand song with THE WRATH OF THE JOLLY ROGER. I'll expect now that the lot a' ya learn to sing it yersilf as a battle-cry fer them tasty times we board another "free-going" vessel what be carryin' liberal contraband.

How true indeed are his words:

That there's something out there, Greater than man,
That me searchin' peers had been taught to ban.

I, me-self that is, lost a limb to the grated teeth of hungry shark who declared me Christian verse "inappropriate" fer her class...now, imagine if the feared fore-father Dante were yelled upon with such fervor...ahhh, that ever-lovin' pirate would toss'd that wench into the seventh hell!

Alas, t'weren't 'till I lost me flesh that I sipped the sort of pain that wakes a man up from slavery. I'll not let another swing his scabbard down upon me thoughts, and the Cap'm is the man who'll bind us all together into one clammerin' voice.

-So speeks Jesse The Head


From: MrJeffChlg@aol.com
To: mcgucken@physics.unc.edu, becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: New Link to Your Jolly Roger Web Site

Dear Ahab and Company,

We have recently added a link to your Web Page from our Home Page, "Mr. Jefferson's Challenge." We have copied below the ascii text from our link describing your site. If the description is inaccurate in any way, or if you have other concerns, please let me know immediately so I can make any appropriate changes.

If you wish to view our site, the address is http://users.aol.com/mrjeffchlg/index.htm (the link to our links page is at the bottom of our Home Page). You can access the links page directly at http://users.aol.com/mrjeffchlg/links.htm.

Of course, we would be happy for you to include a link in your page to our site.

Jim Long, Editor and Publisher Mr. Jefferson's Challenge

The Jolly Roger

http://jollyroger.com/beaconway/jollyroger.html

The Jolly Roger Web Page is a twisted maze of political and social diatribes from young American writers, poets, and other artists. Proclaimed as the "Flagship of the 'Grungeservative' Renaissance," The Jolly Roger projects a healthy disdain for liberal academia, the traditional press, and "Generation X" stereotypes. Interspersed among these unique offerings, the visitor is encouraged to purchase classic American novels at ridiculously-low prices

from "Beaconway Press." The brain child of Elliot "Ahab" McGucken, it's unclear whether he is trying to launch a non-traditional publishing house, or advance his own view of political America...perhaps both...perhaps neither. The visitor may also join the "Blackbeard's Cabin" mailing list, after selecting his or her "pirate" screen name.

The Jolly Roger Web Page highlights the real potential for the World Wide Web during the 21st Century. The Web offers citizens of America and the World an opportunity to bypass traditional media and publishing companies, and take their message directly to the People. The Jolly Roger is certainly worth a visit, and worthy of close watch over the next few years. Mr. Jefferson's Challenge thus selects The Jolly Roger Web Page as the "Editor's Pick" for February.


From: "Joshua P. Hochschild"
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Reading for the Conservative Artist

Elliot,

I just read an essay that I must recommend to you: Donald Davidson's "A Mirror for Artists," in that classic of post-bellum Southern agrarianism, _I'll_Take_My_Stand_, 1930 (the UNC library must have several copies). You would like many of the other essays in the book (I love the short story, "The Life and Death of Cousin Lucius"), but Davidson's should be especially interesting to you. Especially considering he writes before the Great Society, many of his insights are prescient, and many of his prophecies have come true (he mockingly predicts "some formidable managerial body which will take care of the matter [of arts] for us --a United States Chamber of Art or a National Arts Council". You must check it out. A taste:

"...the making of an industrialized society will extinguish the meaning of the arts, as humanity has known them in the past, by changing the conditions of life that have given art meaning. For they have been produced in societies which were for the most part stable, religious, and agrarian; where the goodness of life was measured by a scale of values having little to do with the material values of industrialism; where men were never too far removed from nature to forget that the chief subject of art, in the final sense, is nature." (p. 29)

________________________________________________________________________
Joshua Peter Hochschild
Department of Philosophy 610 East Angela Boulevard
University of Notre Dame South Bend, IN 46617


From: "Kunz Shaun (UND)"
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: 4Real's SPRING BREAK '96

While I have recieved many installments of your superior page, this happens to be my first response. I am happy to see that there are more Americans our age who are not sucked in by The Cobain Campaign and Pearl Jam Politics. Don't get me wrong, I love the music, But it's just that, music. My single Mother brought me up to know right from wrong while Sister Patricia taught me about the one Creator. What does this all mean? It mean's that when we see all those pathetic mind sheep following the horde, I mean herd, because they are afraid of what they're friends might say: I keep in mind that there are more of us who know when to shut off the television and think for ourselves.

Thank You
4REAL.

P.S. Sail On!


From: Steven Propst
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Coffee Table Book

Ahoy there! When might I expect THE JOLLY ROGER Coffe Table Edition, filled with wondrous pictures and all! Awaiting yer reply:

Captain Braveheart


From: 96PARKS@PG.NOACSC.OHIO.GOV
To: jollyroger-Request@jollyroger.com
Subject: Re: AAAHHH!!!

Please sir, may I have some more?

Hi! Sorry. Sometimes I just Get so carried away with good literature that I want more! Why does this subscription only have to be 20 pages long?! : ) Thanks, anyway! Love,

Sheri Parker

xoxo


Ahoy, Capn' Ahab!

Billy Bones reporting for duty, sir. Just got the last issue of the Jolly Roger and must tell you I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I thought you might be interested to know that my 5-year-old son has been enjoying our reading of Stevenson's "Treasure Island" at bedtime (the real I thought you might be interested to know that my 5-year-old son has been

enjoying our reading of Stevenson's "Treasure Island" at bedtime (the real thing, not a children's version). This book has wonderful color plate illustrations by N.C. Wyeth. Sam loves to read about pirates. He's learning to read on his own now, as well, and likes to identify whatever words he recognizes on the page. Won't be long before he's reading Drake's poetry! It's never too early to start kids on decent literature.

As the election approaches, keep yer weather eye open for squalls!

Curt
(Wm. Bones, Esq.)


From: Roger Taylor
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: web sites, book, etc.

take a look at my new page, Restoring America at http://www.soltec.com/~shadow/restore/restore.htm

I will add a link to your page. I trust that you will do likewise.


From: Ron Culver
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: www.jollyroger.com

Read your web site - You have no idea how great it is to see young people with brains that have not been washed and ideas that are still tried and true. God bless you. There is hope for our country. I'm not so fearful in turning it over to the next generation when I hear young people like yourself. There is still hope for my children.

I'm part of the 60's generation. Some of us became responsible adults. Others went into education or moved into the white house. There are some good educators, but the majority keeps them down. I have actually had teachers tell me they hide books in order to teach the kids. You should see what is happening in the K-12 arena now. It is merely cooperative co-existence (with little cooperation). Check with a man by the name of William Coulson 707/***-**** who helped to develop the original Mastery Learning. Come visit me on the California Republican Association newsweb

Learning. Come visit me on the California Republican Association newsweb page.

Debbie Greenfield
P.S. Best of luck with your endeavors!


From: Ken Mueller
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Kudos to y'all

Looks like you are off to a good start. Welcome to the fray. Keep your left up as your opponents don't fight by the old rules.

Ken


From: Pamela
To: Becket
Subject: Help on Social Movement

Becket - I recently found the jolly roger home page while surfing the net and thought I could write a paper on its ideology for rhetorical theory class. I am attempting to prove in the paper that the jolly roger literary revolution is s indeed a social movement (we've been discussing the qualities of social movements and the characters of leaders of those movements). What would be of great help to me is how you and the rest of the crew - drake and elliot - view yourselves and the jolly roger/grungeservative thing. Do you see yourselves as leaders of a social movement - do you even think this is a social movement? How are you trying to gain a following, what kinds of action are you taking to promote the jolly roger....etc. I know this is an in-depth request, but your input would help my understanding of the jolly roger and allow me to develop my writing more thoroughly.

thanks - pamela melton


From: Jim Gatti
To: becket@jollyroger.com
Subject: Nantucket Ghost Story

Obligatory Ahoy!

Well, I just finished reading this bit o' literature and I must say I'm quite happy with it. Don't really have much of interest to say, except to wonder if the line "I held the phone for awhile, trying to think of someone to call. No one came to mind" is a subtle tribute to the magnificent Bouncing Souls. Could this be the case, or am I just a lonely punk rock geek? You make the call.

Keep up the splendid work,
Mike


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